Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

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Where do pens and pencils go on vacation?

Pennsylvania

Where does a burger go on vacation?

The Swiss (cheese) Alps or The Cheeseapeake Valley!

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Why can't the two melons get married?

I don't know but they cantaloupe.

Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.

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Where did the cantaloupe go for summer vacation?

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Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

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Where do young cantaloupes go in the summer?

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Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

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Where do young cantaloupes go in the summer?

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Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

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