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Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

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What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation?

A. I mist you.

What book did the rabbit take on vacation?

One with a hoppy ending.

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Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

What did the runaway melon say to the honeydew on Valentine's Day?

I cantaloupe.

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Where did the cantaloupe go for summer vacation?

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Where do young cantaloupes go in the summer?

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Where do young cantaloupes go in the summer?

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Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

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Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

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Where do young cantaloupes go in the summer?

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