Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

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Where did the fortune-teller go on her vacation?

To Palm Beach.

What is gray, has a trunk, and big ears?

A mouse going on vacation.

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Why do the melons have to have a traditional marriage ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why do melons tend to have large weddings?

They cantaloupe

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Where do young cantaloupes go in the summer?

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Where did the cantaloupe go for summer vacation?

John Cougar Mellencamp

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Where do young cantaloupes go in the summer?

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Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

John Cougar's Melon Camp

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Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

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Where do young cantaloupes go in the summer?

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