Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

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Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

What's the best part about marrying a farmer?

You get to grow old together.

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How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon?

Melon-collie!

Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.

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Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.

What is Romeo and Juliets least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.