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Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

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What's next - people marrying dogs?

Nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend

Why did the stoner go to the chapel?

To marry Jane

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Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.

Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe

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What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

Why did the melon plan a big elaborate wedding?

Because he cantaloupe.