Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

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How can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you marry her as a billionaire.

What would Al Pacino be called if he marries Daenerys Targeryen?

Khal Pacino.

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How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French?

Melon D'OH

Why do melons have fancy weddings?

Because they cantelope!

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Why do melons have traditional marriages?

Because they cantaloupe

Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...