What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

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Why did the bee get married?

Because he found his honey.

Why couldn't Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he was married

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What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married?

You cant-elope!

Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe

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Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.

What do you call a pessimistic melon?

A cantaloupe