What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

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Why don't tennis players get married?

Because to them love means nothing.

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

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What are Kierkegaard's two favourite fruits?

Melon and Broccoli!

What do you call a melon that's had a bit too much to drink?

A Watermelon...

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Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

What did the overbearing mother melon say to her son and his girlfriend?

You Cantaloupe.