Why did the bee get married?

Because he found his honey.

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How do you make a hamburger green?

Find a yellow cheeseburger and mix it with a blue one!

What did Drake Bell say to Batman?

Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.

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Why can't Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he's married.

Why is it so important to fruits to get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

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How many bees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but how do they get in there

What kind of bee can never be understood?

A mumble-bee.

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What really makes Whinny the Pooh angry?

When other people put two fingers in his honey.

How was the bear able to move in order to get honey?

It had muscles.