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Why did the bee get married?

Because he found his honey.

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Where is the best place to find Eskimo Lesbians?

At the Klondike Bar.

What were you doing?

Flashback to me trying to find the actual Hogwarts* "Grad school."

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Why don't people get married in North Korea?

Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.

Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.

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What type of bees don't die?

Zom-bees

How do bees go to school?

They take the buzz

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What do you call a rapper who likes honey for breakfast?

Sugar Puff Daddy

How do you get honey from a graveyard?

From a zombee!