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Why did the bee get married?

Because he found his honey.

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What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

Why was the lobster upset?

Because he found out his friends thought he was a little crabby!

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Why do divorced men get married again?

Bad memory.

Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

He was looking for a Czech mate.

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How can you tell if a bee is on the phone?

You get a buzzy signal.

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

A fumble bee!

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Why do the bees have honey?

Because they have a queen. If they had a parliament, they would have had nothing.

What do you call a rapper who likes honey for breakfast?

Sugar Puff Daddy