Why did the bee get married?

Because he found his honey.

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What's your opinion on the mobius strip debate?

I find it a tad one-sided.

What's good for the soul and rarely found in America?

A sense of humor.

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Why did Albert Einstein marry his cousin?

Because she was his relative

What do you call two spiders who just got married?

Newlywebs.

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What goes hum-choo hum choo?

A bee with a cold!

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

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What does a man with no honey do?

He cantaloupe.

Why does everybody love honey?

Because it never gets old.