Because he found his honey.
At the Groomers!
In Bhuddapest
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Because he's married.
USB
A *bee*ch towel. What did the bee use to get out the tangles A honeycomb.
They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.
Mom: typing... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!