Why did the bee get married?

Because he found his honey.

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What is the name of the flower you find between your nose and your chin?

Tulips.

What's a mostly red rainbow called?

A pride flag found at Orlando.

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What do you call a pop star that marries Rowan Atkinson?

Avril Labean

Who was Tupac married to?

His Thug Wife.

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How many bees do you need in a bee choir?

A humdred!

What do you call two bees at the seaside?

A B&B

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What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.

What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)