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Why did the bee get married?

Because he found his honey.

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Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!

What did the chemist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

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Why couldn't the melons secretly get married?

Because they were cant elopes

What did the commitment averse monster truck announcer say to his girlfriend when she asked him, "When are you going to finally ask me to marry you?

SOMEDAY ###SOMEDAY! ###SOMEDAY!!

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What do bees who are allergic to honey get?

Hives.

What did the man say to the bee who wanted to learn the alphabet?

Nothing lmao bees cant learn.

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What are the three words you dread the most while making love?

Honey, I'm home.

Who would you save first?

Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!