What's 41 times 11?

What did the beaver say when he found out his new neighbour was a fish?

Cod dam

What do you call soup that you've found a hair in?

Rabbit Soup

What's that again?

A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'

How do you know if your friend, "Doesn't even OWN a TV?

Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"

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How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child?

12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.

What 11 letter word does every Yale graduate spell incorrectly?

I n c o r r e c t l y

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I can't find the answer anywhere.

How long have you had this problem?

The doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41