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What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?

With love and hisses.

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Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What snake do get when cross a calculator with a steam engine?

A puff-adder

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food?

Snakes and Larders!sna

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay?

He had served his sentence.

What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer?

I.C.!

How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters?

NME (enemy).

Hiss Jokes More Hiss Jokes

What did the snake say to the cornered rat?

Hiss is the end of the line for you!

What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight?

Claude