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What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?

With love and hisses.

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What does a child with stickers have in common with a cocaine addicted DJ?

They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)

What was the problem?

ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer?

Poison by Christian Dior!

Why can't you trust snakes?

They speak with forked tongues!

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

Why do Russian police officers always work in groups of three?

One of them can read, and one of them can write. The third one is there to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

What kind of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

Why was "C" afraid of all the other letters?

They are all "Not-C's"!

Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

Because the rest of the letters are not-E.

Hiss Jokes More Hiss Jokes

What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight?

Claude

What do you even say to someone like that?

I just hissed at them.