What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?

With love and hisses.

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Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's the thin line between love and hate?

A condom.

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake?

Because snakes make lots of strikes.

Why do we measure snakes in inches?

Because they don't have any feet!

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

What did the IRS agent say to the financially backward store owner?

Ehh it's easier If I just write it off as tax evasion

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

Which letter of the alphabet is the laziest?

Letter G (lethargy)

Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters?

She had never learned to spell properly.

Hiss Jokes More Hiss Jokes

What did the snake priest say to the snake groom after the marriage?

You may now "hiss" the bride.

What do you even say to someone like that?

I just hissed at them.