What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?

With love and hisses.

Why did Darwin love CSS?

Because children inherit properties from their parents.

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What is the difference between an apple and an orange?

None, the two are not a snake

What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen?

A viper!

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

How many times should you check whether a sentence is written in English or Spanish?

Once.

What did the writing utensil take for his high sugar level?

Pencil-in.

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?

"The C" COMMENT A JOKE BELOW!

What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals?

F.B.I.

Hiss Jokes More Hiss Jokes

What do you even say to someone like that?

I just hissed at them.

What did one snake say to another?

Hiss off!