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What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?

With love and hisses.

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How can you tell elephants love to travel?

They are always packing their trunk!

Why do mathematicians love talking about Jesus?

Because he's a cross product.

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What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen?

A viper!

What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers?

Fang letters!

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What do young ghosts write their homework in?

Exorcise books.

What was the first joke ever written?

Ugh, Ugh Ugh? Uggh!

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What two letters do you say when you answer the phone?

LO

How many letters can you wear on your feet?

10 E's

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What do snakes have on their bath towels?

Hiss and Hers!

What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight?

Claude