What did one snake say to another?

Hiss off!

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What snake do get when cross a calculator with a steam engine?

A puff-adder

What do you call a snake that works in the government?

A civil serpent

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What do snakes have on their bath towels?

Hiss and Hers!

What did the snake priest say to the snake groom after the marriage?

You may now "hiss" the bride.