What did one snake say to another?

Hiss off!

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What kind of snake is good at building things?

A boa constructor.

What do you call a snake that likes history?

A HISSStorian.

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What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight?

Claude

What did the snake say to the cornered rat?

Hiss is the end of the line for you!