What did one snake say to another?

Hiss off!

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How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake?

It has a rattle.

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food?

Snakes and Larders!sna

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What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?

With love and hisses.

What do you even say to someone like that?

I just hissed at them.