What did one snake say to another?

Hiss off!

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What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?

Windshield vipers.

Why are snakes hard to fool?

They have no legs to pull!

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What did the snake say to the cornered rat?

Hiss is the end of the line for you!

What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight?

Claude