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What did one snake say to another?

Hiss off!

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How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake?

It has a rattle.

What did the snake say to the cornered rat?

Hiss is the end of the line for you!

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What did the snake priest say to the snake groom after the marriage?

You may now "hiss" the bride.

What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?

With love and hisses.