What did one snake say to another?

Hiss off!

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What do you call a snake with a degree in engineering?

A Boa Constructor

What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set?

A boa constructor!

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What do snakes have on their bath towels?

Hiss and Hers!

What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?

With love and hisses.