Hiss Jokes

What did the snake priest say to the snake groom after the marriage?

You may now "hiss" the bride.

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What did the snake say to the cornered rat?

Hiss is the end of the line for you!

What did one snake say to another?

Hiss off!

What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?

With love and hisses.

What do snakes have on their bath towels?

Hiss and Hers!

What do you even say to someone like that?

I just hissed at them.

What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight?

Claude