What did the snake say to the cornered rat?

Hiss is the end of the line for you!

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Why is the North Pole of a magnet red?

Because they don't have seals on the South Pole Takes a while to get, but it's worth it in the end.

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

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What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

Why don't snakes have legs?

Because otherwise they'd be lizards.

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How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem?

Oh secant, you say

Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.

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What do you call the loser in a hissing scratching cat fight?

Claude

What did the snake say to the cornered rat?

Hiss is the end of the line for you!