What did the snake say to the cornered rat?

Hiss is the end of the line for you!

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What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black guy?

Neighbor

What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan?

Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end

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What is a Snake in a Cage?

The tale of a rat.

What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers?

Fang letters!

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What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.

Why did the chicken cross the road half way?

He wanted to lay it on the line!

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What do snakes have on their bath towels?

Hiss and Hers!

What did the snake say to the cornered rat?

Hiss is the end of the line for you!