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What did the snake say to the cornered rat?

Hiss is the end of the line for you!

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What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick?

Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

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What do you call a snake with a degree in engineering?

A Boa Constructor

What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set?

A boa constructor!

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Why do French tanks have rear-view mirrors?

So they can see the front-lines.

What do cows like to line dance to?

Any kind of moosic you like!

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What did one snake say to another?

Hiss off!

What did the snake say to the cornered rat?

Hiss is the end of the line for you!