What did the snake say to the cornered rat?

Hiss is the end of the line for you!

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Why did the business dog chase his tail?

So he could make ends meet!

How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

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What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car?

A windshield viper.

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What do cows like to line dance to?

Any kind of moosic you like!

What's black and white stinks and hangs from a line?

A drip dry skunk.

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What did one snake say to another?

Hiss off!

What did the snake say to the cornered rat?

Hiss is the end of the line for you!