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What did the snake say to the cornered rat?

Hiss is the end of the line for you!

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End Jokes More End Jokes

What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends?

A witch with a blindfold!

What did the fruit enthusiast do as he was dying?

Prepear for the end.

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What do snakes take to combat their allergies?

Anti-hissss-tamines!

What do you call a snake that works in the government?

A civil serpent

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Hiss Jokes More Hiss Jokes

What did one snake say to another?

Hiss off!

What did the snake say to the cornered rat?

Hiss is the end of the line for you!