What did the snake say to the cornered rat?

Hiss is the end of the line for you!

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What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

Where does bad light end up?

In prism

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What do you say when you step on a snake?

Well that bites.

What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe!

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What do you call it when a rabbit tactfully jumps in front of a line?

A nice hare cut

What's long, black, and dangerous to cut?

The line at KFC.

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What did the snake priest say to the snake groom after the marriage?

You may now "hiss" the bride.

What do you even say to someone like that?

I just hissed at them.