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What did the snake say to the cornered rat?

Hiss is the end of the line for you!

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End Jokes More End Jokes

Why can't pencils have babies?

Because they have rubbers on their end.

What did the dog say when he chased his tail?

This is the end.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?

With love and hisses.

What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What's white and in the men's 100M final?

The lines.

What do you get when you line up 12 girls from Kentucky?

A full set of teeth.

Hiss Jokes More Hiss Jokes

What did one snake say to another?

Hiss off!

What did the snake priest say to the snake groom after the marriage?

You may now "hiss" the bride.