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What did the snake say to the cornered rat?

Hiss is the end of the line for you!

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What do you call a group of crows?

The end of season 5.

What does natalia portman have on the ends of her feet?

Her natalie

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What do snakes have on their bath towels?

Hiss and Hers!

What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig?

A boar constrictor!

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What do you get when you line up 12 girls from Kentucky?

A full set of teeth.

How does a baboon make phone calls?

He just monkeys around on the line!

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What did the snake priest say to the snake groom after the marriage?

You may now "hiss" the bride.

What did the snake say to the cornered rat?

Hiss is the end of the line for you!