What did the snake say to the cornered rat?

Hiss is the end of the line for you!

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What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

Why did the narcissistic cannibal end up in the hospital?

Because he was so full of himself.

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What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers?

Fang mail.

What did the snake say when another asked him the time?

Don't asp me!

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Why do French tanks have review mirrors?

Because they want to see the front line too

What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.

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What did the snake priest say to the snake groom after the marriage?

You may now "hiss" the bride.

What do you even say to someone like that?

I just hissed at them.