What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car?

A windshield viper.

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What do you call a group of cars?

A clutch!

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

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Why do we measure snakes in inches?

Because they don't have any feet!

What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?

With love and hisses.

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What do you call a black kid riding a bike?

A thief....

Where in the hell are Dora the Explorer's parents?

Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano

Windshield Viper Jokes More Windshield Viper Jokes

What do snake charmers do in the rain?

Turn on their windshield vipers.

What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car?

A windshield viper.