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What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car?

A windshield viper.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why was the neighbor's cat afraid of me?

Because I ran over it with my car.

What do you get if you play a C&W song backwards?

Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What do you call a snake that's 3.14 metres long?

A thon

What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers?

Fang letters!

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?

If one bit you you could ride it to hospital!

Why did a Chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

Windshield Viper Jokes More Windshield Viper Jokes

What do snake charmers do in the rain?

Turn on their windshield vipers.

What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?

Windshield vipers.