What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car?

A windshield viper.

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What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.

Who do Canadians call when their car breaks down?

Triple, eh?

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What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

What did the snake say when another asked him the time?

Don't asp me!

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How many ADHD children does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lets go ride our bikes

What does Fozzie the Bear do when he can't find a ride?

Walk-a Walk-a

Windshield Viper Jokes More Windshield Viper Jokes

What do snake charmers do in the rain?

Turn on their windshield vipers.

What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car?

A windshield viper.