What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car?

A windshield viper.

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What kind of car does god drive?

A Christler

When you wife asked you to buy her car, why did you buy her a diamond instead?

Because I couldn't find a fake car.

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What sort of perfume do snakes prefer?

Poison by Christian Dior!

Why can't you trust snakes?

They speak with forked tongues!

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What does a snail riding on a turtles back say?

WWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?

Bronchitis (bronc-itis).

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What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car?

A windshield viper.

What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?

Windshield vipers.