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What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car?

A windshield viper.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

What do you call a cow that got hit by a car?

Moo-tilated.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

Why don't snakes like Vitamin C?

Because it's an anti-hisstamine.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What is the strongest animal?

A racehorse because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once!

Why is PTSD like riding a bike?

You never forget

Windshield Viper Jokes More Windshield Viper Jokes

What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?

Windshield vipers.

What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car?

A windshield viper.