What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?

Windshield vipers.

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How am I driving?

No seriously, how did I get here. This isn't my car.

Why didn't the car have a tire?

Because cars don't wear clothes.

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What do you get if you cross a snake with a hotdog?

A fangfurther.

Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake?

Because snakes make lots of strikes.

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What kind of tableware do gym trainers use?

Pilates

What kind of dance do buns do?

Abundance.

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What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car?

A windshield viper.

What do snake charmers do in the rain?

Turn on their windshield vipers.