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What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car?

A windshield viper.

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Why did the man sleep after being run over by a car?

Because he got tired.

Why wont Apple ever make a car?

Because it can't have windows in it!!!!

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What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig?

A boar constrictor!

Why couldn't the snake charmer charm his snake?

He had a reptile dysfunction

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What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?

A. Wheeeee!!!!!

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes.

Windshield Viper Jokes More Windshield Viper Jokes

What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car?

A windshield viper.

What do snake charmers do in the rain?

Turn on their windshield vipers.