What do snake charmers do in the rain?

Turn on their windshield vipers.

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How do you turn fruits into vegetables?

Drive a bus through a pride parade

What's Anakin Skywalker's favorite animal?

Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side.

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When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

When it's raining cats and dogs!

Why don't women need umbrellas?

Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.

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What do snake charmers do in the rain?

Turn on their windshield vipers.

Why couldn't the snake charmer charm his snake?

He had a reptile dysfunction

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What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car?

A windshield viper.

What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?

Windshield vipers.