Why do soccer players not play in the rain?

It makes their makeup run.

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What instrument do skeletons play?

A trombone!

Who knocks on doors at three in the morning?

It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.

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Why wasn't toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road?

He missed the rains down in africa

What is worse than raining cats and dogs?

Raining elephants!

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Why do soccer players not play in the rain?

It makes their makeup run.

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What does a terrorist and a soccer player have in common?

Mossack Fonseca.

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!