Why do soccer players not play in the rain?

It makes their makeup run.

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What do you call a play about a dictionary?

A pun!

What do you call a symphony where everyone plays at the same time instead of taking turns?

An chestra.

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Why do Native Americans make good strippers?

No matter where they are, they'll always make it rain when they dance.

Why do clouds make good Kings?

Because they have rain over every country in the world.

Makeup Jokes More Makeup Jokes

Why are you putting on makeup, Mommy?

Me: So I look less tired. 3: Why are you tired Me: Because I'm a mom. 3: Why are you a mom Me: 3:

Why doesn't Asia wear makeup?

Because it clogs its SINGAPORES!

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What does a terrorist and a soccer player have in common?

Mossack Fonseca.

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!