Why do soccer players not play in the rain?

It makes their makeup run.

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How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words

Why are orphans unable to play baseball?

They've never known what home is.

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What kind of coat does a vampire wear in the rain?

A wet one.

Why do clouds make good Kings?

Because they have rain over every country in the world.

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Why do soccer players not play in the rain?

It makes their makeup run.

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Why did the soccer player have to ask for a bib at the restaurant?

Because he was Messi

What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.