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Why do soccer players not play in the rain?

It makes their makeup run.

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What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.

Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf?

Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.

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What do you call a bear in the rain?

A drizzly bear.

What do the trees say when it rains?

Oh, what a relief!

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Why does Mom wear makeup?

Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.

Why are you putting on makeup, Mommy?

Me: So I look less tired. 3: Why are you tired Me: Because I'm a mom. 3: Why are you a mom Me: 3:

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Why do soccer players not play in the rain?

It makes their makeup run.

What's the difference between a WWE wrestler and a soccer player?

A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.