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Why do soccer players not play in the rain?

It makes their makeup run.

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Why do Australians take forever to play chess?

Because they never make it past the first check, mate.

When Greek people play a video game, what settings do they use?

Default

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What do the trees say when it rains?

Oh, what a relief!

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

9/11

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How awful do I look?

Him: You always look beautiful. Me: Do I need to put makeup on Him: Maybe just a... *stare* Him: No.

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Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.

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Why do soccer players not play in the rain?

It makes their makeup run.

Why don't soccer players get hot while running?

Because they hve so many fans