Why do owls not mate when it's raining?

Toowet Towoo

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What do you call an owl who does magic?

WHO-DINI

Why don't owls make love in the rain?

Because it's too wet to woo.

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Why wasn't toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road?

He missed the rains down in africa

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain?

To stop getting wet!

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What do you call seagulls during mating season?

Relationshipgulls

What mammal dies after it mates?

Anyone that goes near my wife!