Why do owls not mate when it's raining?

Toowet Towoo

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What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak?

I'd like to buy an owl

What do you call an owl who does magic?

WHO-DINI

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What does Barbie say when the drought finally ends?

It's raining Ken, hallelujah....

Why is 9 crying?

Me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep

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Why was the chess player pregnant?

Because they were mated.

Why couldn't the t-rex find a mate?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction.