Why do owls not mate when it's raining?

Toowet Towoo

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How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

What is the average lifespan of an owl?

A little over 6 books.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What happens after it rains in gotham city?

A waynebow.

What do the trees say when it rains?

Oh, what a relief!

Mate Jokes More Mate Jokes

Why couldn't the t-rex find a mate?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction.

What does a cow call his mate?

Oxfam.