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Why do owls not mate when it's raining?

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Why do owls not mate when it's raining?

Toowet Towoo

What do you call an owl who does magic?

WHO-DINI

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

What do snake charmers do in the rain?

Turn on their windshield vipers.

Mate Jokes More Mate Jokes

What's the mating call of a sorority girl?

O My GOd! I am so drunk.

Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.