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Why do owls not mate when it's raining?

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Owl Jokes More Owl Jokes

Why can't owls breed in the rain?

It's too wet to woo.

What do you give to an owl who is not being himself?

A Bowl (B-Owl)

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What doesn't get any wetter no matter how much it rains?

The ocean

Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.

Mate Jokes More Mate Jokes

What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!

Why couldn't the t-rex find a mate?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction.