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What mammal dies after it mates?

Anyone that goes near my wife!

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Why did Lot leave his wife?

She became salty.

What's dad's best one-liner?

My wife.

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Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.

What happens when I die?

Idk...

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Why can't Stevie Wonder see his mates?

Because he's married.

Why do the /r/jokes moderators like chess?

It's the only chance they have to mate.