What mammal dies after it mates?

Anyone that goes near my wife!

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What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, "Fancy"?

Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?

How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

He proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

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What do you do when a timeline dies?

Barry it.

What do you do when a Chemist dies?

You Barium.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder see his mates?

Because he's married.

Why can't Australians play chess?

They keep saying check, mate.