What mammal dies after it mates?

Anyone that goes near my wife!

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What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

What do Romans say when their wives run away?

Caesar!

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What do you call a vegetable/fruit that dies for it's religion?

A Tomartyr

What happens when you insult Terrance on the Oregon Trail?

You died of dysentery. Sorry.

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What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!

What's the mating call of a sorority girl?

O My GOd! I am so drunk.