What mammal dies after it mates?

Anyone that goes near my wife!

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Who are you & what are you doing in my house?

Long story short, it was his house & his wife is mad

How did Mr Cheese paint his wife?

He Double Gloucester.

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How do blonde braincells die?

Alone.

Where do bacteria go when they die?

St. Petri Dish.

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Why can't Australians play chess?

They keep saying check, mate.

Why couldn't the t-rex find a mate?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction.