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What mammal dies after it mates?

Anyone that goes near my wife!

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Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What happens to superficial people when they die?

They end up in a shallow grave.

What happens to Eminem when he dies?

I accidentally this joke the other day. Do you think it has potential?

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Who did the pirate lose his virginity to?

His first mate.

Why was the chess player pregnant?

Because they were mated.