Why can't Australians play chess?

They keep saying check, mate.

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What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation check to the orphanage.

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They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold

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Juan on Juan

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Toowet Towoo

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What's the difference between a French kiss and an Australian kiss?

They are basically the same except you do an Australian kiss down under.

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Why is it so confusing to play chess with the British?

It's only check, mate

Why do North Americans hate playing chess?

Cause they lack the towers.