Why can't Australians play chess?

They keep saying check, mate.

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What do you call it when stoners split a check?

High finance.

Why did Scotty check all the toilets of the Starship Enterprise?

He was looking for the Captain's log.

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Why do Congo gamers refuse to play with Belgians?

They're afraid of getting owned

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

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What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!

Why didn't the rabbit want to mate outside?

Because it was Frigid

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What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry

How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.

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Why does Bob Seger always laugh when he plays chess?

He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.

What does Shrek say when he wins a game of chess?

Shrekmate.