They keep saying check, mate.
My donation check to the orphanage.
A Scamtron.
A violator.
He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.
To-mate-toes!
I'm soo ddrrrruunnkk!
At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: "I am a country member!" and the other said: "Oh, I remember!"
Because they never make it past the first check, mate.
Cause they lack the towers.
