Why do Australians take forever to play chess?

Because they never make it past the first check, mate.

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When can't a pencil write out a check?

When it's broke.

What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

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What do bulls do for fun?

Play with others.

How amazing is it that nobody in the same Kingdom as Cinderella, had the same sized feet as her?

She should play the lottery too!

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What do Australians call upside down cake?

Cake.

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Good eye!

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Why does Bob Seger always laugh when he plays chess?

He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.

Why do Australians take forever to play chess?

Because they never make it past the first check, mate.