When can't a pencil write out a check?

When it's broke.

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What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home?

Shucks

How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

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Where does Dracula buy his pencils?

Pennsylvania.

What did the pencil say to the sharpener?

Stop going in circles and get to the point.

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Why are librarians so lonely?

They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold

What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

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What kind of bird can write?

A penguin.

What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd