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When can't a pencil write out a check?

When it's broke.

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How can you tell if Asians have broken into your house?

The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.

Why did the personal trainer break up with his girlfriend?

She just wasn't working out.

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Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet?

Because it was a Number 2.

What do mathematicians do when they are constipated?

They get a pencil and work it out.

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What do banks and the US government have in common?

They both deal with checks and balances.

Why did Snoo not check out a library book?

Because he had already Reddit.

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What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm?

One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.

What do you say when Al Gore writes computer code?

He's writing an Algorithm!