When can't a pencil write out a check?

When it's broke.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What is the only thing easier to break than a Razer headset?

Your sister's hymen.

How does a tractor break up with its boyfriend?

With a John Deere letter.

Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

Why do pencils shave?

To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.

What did the Pencile say to the other pencil?

What did the pencile say to the other pencil the answer is........... Your Looking Sharp

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

Why don't we tell the people that every snowflake is unique?

It's not like they'll ever really check "Let's do it"

Why did the blind guy crashed his car into another car?

Because he forgot to check his blind side.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

Why do the KGB operate in groups of three?

A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."

What was the first joke ever written?

Ugh, Ugh Ugh? Uggh!