When can't a pencil write out a check?

When it's broke.

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How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

I just need some space.

What happened to the egg and his girlfriend?

They broke up.

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Why can't Nietzsche use pencils?

Because they're all pointless

What does a Math Professor do when he's constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

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Why were the racist oranges upset when they checked out the small phonebook of their new city?

Because it was mini apple list.

Why are librarians so lonely?

They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold

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How did I get the balls to write such a grotesque joke?

Gruesome.

What do rappers use to write their lyrics?

Word,yo.