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When can't a pencil write out a check?

When it's broke.

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What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.

What do you call a psychic midget that broke out of jail?

A small medium at large

Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

What's the difference between feminists and a pencil?

A pencil has a point.

Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

How can you tell if a carpenter is happy?

Check his spirit level.

What's the difference beetwen public official and private employee?

Private employee starts work checking email. Public official starts works making a coffee.

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How would you write do not touch in Braile?

A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)

What did the IRS agent say to the financially backward store owner?

Ehh it's easier If I just write it off as tax evasion