What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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Where do pens and pencils go on vacation?

Pennsylvania

How does a mathematician get rid of constipation?

He works it out with a pencil.

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What do you call a snake that works in the government?

A civil serpent

How do mathematicians cure constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

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How do you say constipated in German?

Farhfrumpoopin'.

What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.