What does a Math Professor do when he's constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

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What does a math teacher do when he has hemorrhoids?

He works them out with a pencil.

What does a mathematician do about constipation?

Sits down and works it out with a pencil.

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Why the carpenter is always constipated?

Because his stool so hard!

What do mathematicians do when they are constipated?

They get a pencil and work it out.

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Why didn't the math professor with a speech impediment get any work done?

He was always mathturbating.

What does a Math Professor do when he's constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.