Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

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Why does Mr. Pencil hate Mr. Pen so much?

Because he is an erascist.

When can't a pencil write out a check?

When it's broke.

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Why did Renault name a car "Le Car"?

So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.

Why do elephants wear green shoes?

So they can sneak across pool tables. Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table? Works, doesn't it?

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What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common?

They both have problems finding x.

How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

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What laxative did the constipated man ask for?

Poop-ease

What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

Google Fiber Note: Randomly came up with this joke today

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What does a math teacher say when they leave?

Calc-U-LATER

What does the math teacher do when he gets constipated?

Works it out with a pencil.