What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?

The shadow of his former shelf.

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What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

What did the bookshelf say when it looked in the mirror?

I can see my shelf

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She moved.

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He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

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What's as big as a horse but weighs nothing?

A horses shadow!

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Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight.

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What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?

Hoblin Goblin.

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I Scream.

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What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?

The shadow of his former shelf.

How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls?

Collect!