What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?

The shadow of his former shelf.

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What did the bookshelf say when it looked in the mirror?

I can see my shelf

What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?

The shadow of his former shelf.

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Why did the Ewok ESL student do so well with conjunctions?

He felt at home with And/Or.

Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

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What kind of subreddit dedicates itself to darkness and shadows?

No it is not r/shadow removed

What is it called when a prairie dog sees its shadow?

Total Eclipse of a Fart

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What do these jokes and a ghost have in common?

Boo man! Boo!

What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

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Why did Ebenezer Scrooge go to New York City?

To see the Grumpire State Building.

What does Ebenezer Scrooge serve at his Christmas Party?

Humburgers!