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What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?

The shadow of his former shelf.

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Shelf Jokes More Shelf Jokes

Why are librarians so lonely?

They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold

Why do Little People hate the taste of alcohol?

Because they can't reach the top shelf.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

Why did the dog's friends send her home from the bar when she started to act strange?

They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.

What do you call a stay-at-home parent?

Unemployed.

Shadow Jokes More Shadow Jokes

What is it called when a prairie dog sees its shadow?

Total Eclipse of a Fart

What's as big as a horse but weighs nothing?

A horses shadow!

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What do you get when a ghost takes a crap?

Rectoplasm.

What do get when a ghost picks his nose?

Boooooogers!

Ebenezer Scrooge Jokes More Ebenezer Scrooge Jokes

Why did Ebenezer Scrooge go to New York City?

To see the Grumpire State Building.

How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls?

Collect!