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What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?

The shadow of his former shelf.

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Shelf Jokes More Shelf Jokes

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

What did the bookshelf say when it looked in the mirror?

I can see my shelf

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

Why did the young Greek boy run away from home?

He was not being reared right!

What did the man say when he realized the boy who asked him out was an orphan?

No home oh

Shadow Jokes More Shadow Jokes

What's as big as a horse but weighs nothing?

A horses shadow!

What is it called when a prairie dog sees its shadow?

Total Eclipse of a Fart

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

How many ghosts does it take to change one lightbulb?

Zero. They don't exist.

Where do ghosts live?

At the dead end.

Ebenezer Scrooge Jokes More Ebenezer Scrooge Jokes

Why did Ebenezer Scrooge go to New York City?

To see the Grumpire State Building.

What does Ebenezer Scrooge serve at his Christmas Party?

Humburgers!