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What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?

The shadow of his former shelf.

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Shelf Jokes More Shelf Jokes

What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame

What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

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What did the Syrians use to light their homes before candles?

A. Electricity.

What did the Mexican say with one sleeve rolled up and one sleeve not?

Not even, homes

Shadow Jokes More Shadow Jokes

Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?

The shadow of his former shelf.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What do ghosts wear?

Boo Jeans

Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?

That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

Ebenezer Scrooge Jokes More Ebenezer Scrooge Jokes

What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?

The shadow of his former shelf.

Why did Ebenezer Scrooge go to New York City?

To see the Grumpire State Building.