What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?

The shadow of his former shelf.

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Shelf Jokes More Shelf Jokes

Why are librarians so lonely?

They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold

What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

How do you keep a blonde at home?

A. Build a circular driveway.

What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

Shadow Jokes More Shadow Jokes

Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

Why was the mole afraid of his own shadow?

Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What gets you hot, baby?

Me: mmm, talk to me in an accent. H: Zoinks, like, there's a ghost! Let's get out of here Scoob! M: *swoons*

Why cant witches get pregnant?

Because ghosts have hollow-weenies! Happy Halloween

Ebenezer Scrooge Jokes More Ebenezer Scrooge Jokes

What does Ebenezer Scrooge serve at his Christmas Party?

Humburgers!

Why did Ebenezer Scrooge go to New York City?

To see the Grumpire State Building.