What did the bookshelf say when it looked in the mirror?

I can see my shelf

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How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

You look for the fresh prints!

Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

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What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

What do you call a short priest reaching for his Bible that's on the top shelf?

Christina Ricci.

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How can you double your money?

Look at it in a mirror.

How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.