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What did the bookshelf say when it looked in the mirror?

I can see my shelf

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Why was Darth Vader so upset?

He was looking for the Rebels in Aldeerwrong places...

How does every racist joke begin?

With a look over the shoulder.

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What did the bookshelf say when it looked in the mirror?

I can see my shelf

Why are librarians so lonely?

They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold

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What did the neckbeard say when he looked in the mirror?

M'self

How can you double your money?

Look at it in a mirror.