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What did the bookshelf say when it looked in the mirror?

I can see my shelf

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What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

How does Rhianna look after a date with Chris Brown?

White and gold.

Shelf Jokes More Shelf Jokes

What do you call a short priest reaching for his Bible that's on the top shelf?

Christina Ricci.

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

What does George Weasley see in the Mirror of Erised?

His reflection.

What job can you see yourself doing?

Inspecting mirrors