What did the bookshelf say when it looked in the mirror?

I can see my shelf

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Why do mice have long tails?

Well they'd look silly with long hair!

What did one John say to the other John?

What's the matter You look flushed!

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What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

What do you call a short priest reaching for his Bible that's on the top shelf?

Christina Ricci.

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What is the best part about taking a shower?

Not being able to see yourself in the mirror afterward.

Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?

So she could use it as a mirror.