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What did the bookshelf say when it looked in the mirror?

I can see my shelf

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Why are Astronauts seen as condescending?

Because all they do is look down at people.

How can the eurologist tell if he is looking at a man or woman?

Well, there is a vast difference.

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What do you call a short priest reaching for his Bible that's on the top shelf?

Christina Ricci.

What did the bookshelf say when it looked in the mirror?

I can see my shelf

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What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?

Haloumi!

What did the bookshelf say when it looked in the mirror?

I can see my shelf