What did the bookshelf say when it looked in the mirror?

I can see my shelf

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What would you call a person who isn't worthy of being looked at?

Unseaworthy

Why did the brother octopi look so alike?

They were itentacle twins.

Shelf Jokes More Shelf Jokes

What do you call a short priest reaching for his Bible that's on the top shelf?

Christina Ricci.

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?

Haloumi!

Where's the best place to look for a joke?

The mirror