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What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame

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How's someone just gonna fall asleep while committing a felony?

Smh

Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

Shelf Jokes More Shelf Jokes

Where did the spoiled milk sit?

On the top shelf. Where did the chocolate milk sit In the back.

What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?

The shadow of his former shelf.

Blame Jokes More Blame Jokes

What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

A hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

Who knows... Maybe Japan hacked Sony?

Yeah... Lets blame Sony.

Sean Connery Jokes More Sean Connery Jokes

Where does Sean Connery sit?

In the toilet.

How does Sean Connery ask for Worchestershire sauce?

X-post from askreddit) Worsheshershershosh.

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What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

An animal that talks your head off.

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

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Where's Wally?

Book today but couldn't find one anywhere. Well played, Wally. Well played.

What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.