What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual?

Because the pedals fell off.

What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the Empire State building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

Shelf Jokes More Shelf Jokes

Why are librarians so lonely?

They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold

What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?

The shadow of his former shelf.

Blame Jokes More Blame Jokes

Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

Sean Connery Jokes More Sean Connery Jokes

What time does Sean Connery attend the Wimbeldon?

Tenish.

Why can't Sean Connery read November?

Because he hasn't Read October.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How are a roof and quantum physics the same?

They both go over your head.

Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials?

Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What do you call a man with no hands and a book?

A read-only man.

How do they keep track of books at the sausage library?

The Andouille Decimal System