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What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

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Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

Shelf Jokes More Shelf Jokes

Why do Little People hate the taste of alcohol?

Because they can't reach the top shelf.

What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?

The shadow of his former shelf.

Blame Jokes More Blame Jokes

Why is the dog man's best friend?

He has to have someone to blame the farts on.

What did one earthquake say to the other?

I don't know what your blaming me for, it's your fault!

Sean Connery Jokes More Sean Connery Jokes

What is Sean Connery's favorite sport, and around what age did he start playing?

Tennish

How does Sean Connery's dog bark?

Woofsh

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

Which book makes prudish Gorillas blush?

The Naked Ape!

How many books can a blind man read?

Brailly any!

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener?

He had a bee in his suit of armour!

How does a blonde call for her dog?

She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".

Cupboard Jokes More Cupboard Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food?

Snakes and Larders!sna

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit