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What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

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Why did the cup fall over?

Because it was drunk.

Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff?

She had mittens on.

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What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

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Whats George Zimmerman's favorite song?

Blame it on the night

What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

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What time does Sean Connery show up at Wimbledon every year?

About tennish.

Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party?

It was leave your keys at the door.

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What do you call a book filled with outlines of Star Wars characters?

A Kylo Ren Book

How did the potato get back from the party?

It booked a Tuber.

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What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March?

Spring break!

How's my dad?

Dr:I'm afraid he's in critical condition *shout from inside room "You've never lived to up to your potential!"

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Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit