What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

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What is black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & blue?

A nun falling down the stairs

What's your strength?

Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.

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What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

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Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

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Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

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What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon at?

Tennish.

What is Sean Connery's favorite sport, and around what age did he start playing?

Tennish

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What is bronze?

Read a book, you dummies.

What did Dr. Seuss call the book he wrote about Star Wars?

The Cat in the AT-AT

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How does an idiot call for his dog?

He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover.

How's my dad?

Dr:I'm afraid he's in critical condition *shout from inside room "You've never lived to up to your potential!"

Cupboard Jokes More Cupboard Jokes

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

What do you call two lesbians in a cupboard?

A liquor cabinet.