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What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

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What happens when you wear radioactive Russian underpants?

Cher nob'll fall out.

Why'd Sally fall off the swings?

Cause she's got no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why do Little People hate the taste of alcohol?

Because they can't reach the top shelf.

Where did the spoiled milk sit?

On the top shelf. Where did the chocolate milk sit In the back.

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What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

A hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

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What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

Where does Sean Connery sit?

In the toilet.

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What book do you like the most?

Woman: "My husband's checkbook."

What did Dr. Seuss call the book he wrote about Star Wars?

The Cat in the AT-AT

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What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!

How's my dad?

Dr:I'm afraid he's in critical condition *shout from inside room "You've never lived to up to your potential!"

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What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food?

Snakes and Larders!sna