What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame

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What's the fastest way to make your trousers fall down?

Lusain Belt

Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was too tired.

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What did the bookshelf say when it looked in the mirror?

I can see my shelf

What do you call a short priest reaching for his Bible that's on the top shelf?

Christina Ricci.

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What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame

What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

A hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

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What time does Sean Connery attend the Wimbeldon?

Tenish.

What time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Tennish

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What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

How do Australians sleep?

With their heads at the foot of the bed.

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Why was the maths book sad?

It had too many problems.

Why are libraries so strict?

Because they have to go by the book.