Who's to blame?

The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...

What car does Catwoman drive?

A Purrgeot.

Blame Jokes More Blame Jokes

Whats George Zimmerman's favorite song?

Blame it on the night

What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

Why are you driving on the sidewalk?

Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

Why don't women get hit by trains?

There is no railroad tracks between the living room and the kitchen.

What's the problem when your wife walks out of the kitchen?

The chain is too long.