Who's to blame?

The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why does Heisenberg hate driving?

He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.

Whats the best place to drive to in Iowa?

The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.

Blame Jokes More Blame Jokes

What did one earthquake say to the other?

I don't know what you're blaming me for, it's your fault!

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

Why are you driving without a license?

Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.

Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef

Why did the marble countertop leave the kitchen?

It was tired of being taken for granite.