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Who's to blame?

The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why do single people take dating advice from other single people?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.

Who drives away all of his customers?

A taxicab driver.

Blame Jokes More Blame Jokes

What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

What did the feminist baker blame for all of her life's problems?

The Pastryarchy.

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!

What does a know-it-all always have in their kitchen?

A pedantry.