Who's to blame?

The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?

One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.

Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend?

They were both driving their cars at the time!

Blame Jokes More Blame Jokes

What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

A hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase?

Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

Whose fault is it?

His fault. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.

What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths