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Who's to blame?

The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do a blonde and a car have in common?

They can both drive you crazy.

Why does Heisenberg hate driving?

He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.

Blame Jokes More Blame Jokes

Why is the dog man's best friend?

He has to have someone to blame the farts on.

Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

What did the turkey say to the motorist?

Buckle Buckle

Who's to blame?

The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What do you get when you throw a grenade into a kitchen in France?

Linoleum blown apart

Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!