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Why do blondes drive BMWs?

A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop.

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What car do dogs drive?

A Doge charger

Why don't pirates drive on mountain roads?

Scurvy

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Why is does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors it'd be called a chicken sedan. (better if saying it out loud because of the spelling of coop/coupe) -

How do you spell "laughing out loud" by using binary?

1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1

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What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

What does BMW stand for?

Black man working

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Why do blondes drive BMWs?

A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.

What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.