Why do blondes drive BMWs?

A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

How do blondes carpool?

They meet up a work

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Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.

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Semi-retired.

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How do you spell coward?

S-O-N-Y

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Why do blondes drive BMWs?

A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.

What don't BMWs have that all other manufacturers do?

Turn signals

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A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

Why do blondes drive BMWs?

A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.