Why do blondes drive BMWs?

A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.

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Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

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Her computer had a bug...

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A rental car can drive anywhere.

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RRRRRRRRRRRRRgh

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With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.

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A pigeon can make a deposit on a BMW

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Why do blondes drive BMWs?

A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.