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Why do blondes drive BMWs?

A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.

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Why don't blondes like M&ampMs?

They're so damned hard to peel.

Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

That's where you wash all your vegetables!

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What do a blonde and a car have in common?

They can both drive you crazy.

What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

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How do you spell socks in Spanish?

Eso si que es.

What's the favorite subject of young witches at school?

Spelling.

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What's the difference between me and a pigeon?

A pigeon can make a deposit on a BMW

What do you call a blonde in a BMW?

Optional.

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Why do blondes drive BMWs?

A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.

What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.