Why do blondes drive BMWs?

A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why can't blondes finish software updates?

They can never find the "any" key.

Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop.

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How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.

What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

How do you spell coward?

S-O-N-Y

What do you see when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner. EDIT: spelling

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What's the difference between a BMW and a cactus?

On a cactus, the pricks are on the outside

What do you call a blonde in a BMW?

Optional.

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Why do blondes drive BMWs?

A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.

What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.