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Why do blondes drive BMWs?

A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.

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Why do blondes drive BMWs?

A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.

What do you call a brunette and three blondes in a corner?

You don't you see if you've got 3 condoms.

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How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

What do you call an Hispanic gentleman who drives a hybrid car?

A green bean.

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What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital?

With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.

What's a ducks favourite snack?

Quackers! **EDIT: Spelling**

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What does BMW stand for?

Black man working

What is the difference between a BMW and a baby carriage?

The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

Why do blondes drive BMWs?

A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.