What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

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What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

What did the cow say when she jumped off a cliff?

Geronimoo!

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What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him?

Ayyyy watch it homes!

What did Yoda say when he watched Star Wars on Blu-Ray?

HDMI

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What does your mother and a neckbeard have in common?

They both love Ten D's

What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur.

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Why must judges learn to spell well?

They must follow the letter of the law.

What's the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One's against the law, and the other's a sick bird.

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What do you call a blonde in a BMW?

Optional.

Why do men like BMWs?

Because they can spell it.

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What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

What is the definision of mixed feelings?

When your wife says that you have the largest in your street.

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Why does Bono sing acapella when he's feeling down?

It takes the edge off it

Why did Bono fall off the stage?

Because he was too close to The Edge.

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What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW?

I don't have a new BMW in my garage.