What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

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What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

What did the cow say when she jumped off a cliff?

Geronimoo!

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What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him?

Ayyyy watch it homes!

How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because his mother was in a jam.

Why does a mother carry her baby?

The baby can't carry the mother.

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

What do you call a psychic dwarf running from the law?

A small medium at large

Bmw Jokes More Bmw Jokes

Whats a dentists favorite time of day?

The time of day he get into his BMW to go home from the dentists office after touching mouths all day

What don't BMWs have that all other manufacturers do?

Turn signals

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What's a mixed feeling?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

Edge Jokes More Edge Jokes

Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff?

Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.

What do you call milk at the edge of a cliff?

Legendary

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What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.