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What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

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Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

What did the Native American say when his dog fell of the cliff?

Dog gone!

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

When do hamburgers most enjoy watching TV?

During PRIME time!

How do you make beef stew?

Tell a cow they're being watched.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why does a mother carry her baby?

The baby can't carry the mother.

Who Conquers All *obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice* What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

What do you have when you have a mother in law buried up to her neck in sand?

Not enough sand.

Bmw Jokes More Bmw Jokes

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

What does BMW stand for?

Black man working

Mix Feeling Jokes More Mix Feeling Jokes

What is the definision of mixed feelings?

When your wife says that you have the largest in your street.

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

Edge Jokes More Edge Jokes

Why is that Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for?

Because he's always standing by The Edge.

Why did Bono fall off the stage?

Because he was too close to The Edge.

New Bmw Jokes More New Bmw Jokes

What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW?

I don't have a new BMW in my garage.

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.