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Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the black boy fall off his bike?

He didn't. He fell off your bike.

Why shouldn't you have a conversation under a tree in the fall?

There may be leavesdropping

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What did Pikachu say when ash fell off a cliff?

Pikachu, that's all he can say.

What did the Native American say when his dog fell of the cliff?

Dog gone!

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What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*

What's red and black and screaming all over?

Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm?

Girl: Apollo neck jumpers

Mitten Jokes More Mitten Jokes

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

How do mute people tell each others secrets?

They put on mittens.

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How did Helen Keller lose her arm?

Trying to read the road signs!!!

Where would Helen Keller park her car?

On top of three children.