Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

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Whats the different between falling from the 10th floor and falling from the 1st floor?

The sound you make 10th floor " AHHHHHHHHH " 1st floor " AHHHHHHHHHH "

Why did the cop stink?

Because he fell asleep on duty.

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What did the cow say when she jumped off a cliff?

Geronimoo!

Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff?

Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.

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What did the hammer announce over the intercom to the evacuating screws screaming for help?

This is not a drill!

What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter?

They get chapped lips

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How do deaf people tell each other secrets?

They wear mittens.

Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

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Why wouldn't they let Helen Keller drive a car?

Because she was a woman

What is Helen Keller's favorite color?

Corduroy!