What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

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What do you call milk at the edge of a cliff?

Legendary

What did the cow say when she jumped off a cliff?

Geronimoo!

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What kind of underwear do old people wear?

Depends.

Why did Ariel wear seashells?

Because she grew out of her B shells.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell off the cliff?

Nothing, she had her mittens on.

How do deaf people tell each other secrets?

They wear mittens.

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What do you call it when a rabbit tactfully jumps in front of a line?

A nice hare cut

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

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How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver?

Because she was a woman