Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

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He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."

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Who's there?

Cliff! Cliff who Cliff hanger!

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A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)

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Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

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They wear mittens.

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How do you surprise Helen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony?

One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.