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What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

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What do you call milk at the edge of a cliff?

Legendary

Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

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What clothes do Quakers wear?

Oat couture

Why do mermaids wear seashells for a bra?

Because "B" shells would be too small!

Mitten Jokes More Mitten Jokes

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

How do deaf people tell each other secrets?

They wear mittens.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon?

Because the farmer had cold hands

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

Helen Keller Jokes More Helen Keller Jokes

What did Helen Keller say after being handed a cheese grater?

That's the worst book I ever read.

What's red, white, and full of holes?

Helen Keller's face after she tries to use a fork.