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Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter?

They get chapped lips

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What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

Where does a guy from Arkansas go to pick up girls?

Family reunions.

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Why don't girls where skirts in the winter?

So they don't get chapped lips.

How do you keep water warn in the winter?

Have it wear an aqua-fur.

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What do you call a cat wearing shoes?

Puss in boots!

Why did my sperm cross the road?

Because my wife wore the wrong socks.

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Why don't girls where skirts in the winter?

So they don't get chapped lips.

Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?

Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich

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Why don't girls where skirts in the winter?

So they don't get chapped lips.

What does Joan Jett use when her lips are chapped?

Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry balm!

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Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter time?

Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr.

Why don't women wear skirts during winter?

They'll get chapped lips!