Why don't women like to wear dresses in the winter?

Chapped lips

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Why do priests wear underwear in the shower?

They don't like to look down on the unemployed

Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

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What do women and stones have in common?

You skip the flat ones.

What do you call a dinosaur who knows how to please its woman?

A Lickalottapus

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How'd you catch it?

Me:*flashes back to being dressed as girl stingray* You know, the regular way.

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A-tyre

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What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert

What did the Chinese man say when Winter came around?

Reddit snow, reddit snow, reddit snow!

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Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

Sneakers(iknow its old but its nice)