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Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter?

They get chapped lips

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They BURy it

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A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

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What does Joan Jett use when her lips are chapped?

Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry balm!

Why don't girls where skirts in the winter?

So they don't get chapped lips.

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Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter?

They get chapped lips

Why don't women wear dresses in the winter?

They could get chapped lips!