Why don't women like to wear dresses in the winter?

Chapped lips

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What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?

"Would you like fries with that "

Where does Fonzie like to go for lunch?

Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy.

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Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

When is the only time a woman says something smart?

When her sentence starts with "A wise man once said"

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Why are wedding dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the stove.

Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue?

Because they can't dress themselves.

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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.

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Why does a witch wear a pointed black hat?

To keep her head warm.

What do older women wear?

Depends