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What do people with two left feet wear?

Flip flips

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Why do people wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold out tide.

Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

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What shoes do roosters wear?

Chickenstocks

Why didn't the vampire purchase the expensive suit?

He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it.

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Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Because they have two left feet!

Why are dogs such terrible dancers?

They have two left feet.