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What do people with two left feet wear?

Flip flips

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Why is Gordon Ramsey always so angry?

Because people get all up in his grill.

Why don't people like talking about herpes?

It's a sore subject.

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What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

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Why are dogs bad at dancing?

They have two left feet

What does the man with two left feet ask the shoe salesman?

Do you sell flip-flips?