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What do people with two left feet wear?

Flip flips

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Why can't your jokes ever make NRA members laugh?

Because jokes don't make people laugh, people make people laugh.

How do the people of northern Iraq manage to get so much done?

The Kurds have their ways

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Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

What dog wears a white coat and does science experiments?

Labs!

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What does the man with two left feet ask the shoe salesman?

Do you sell flip-flips?

How is 2+2=5 like your left foot?

It's not right.