What do people with two left feet wear?

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What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

When people go to ask me "hey man, are you from Los Angeles?

I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the french feminine definite article"

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How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.

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What animals are poor dancers?

Four-legged ones because they have two left feet.

Why don't dogs make good dancers?

Because they have two left feet!