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How are crayons like people?

The white ones are usually pretty pointless

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Where do people already feel awkward & uncomfortable?

Church " "K let's make 'em like that" -- funeral home designers

Why do inquisitive peppers annoy people?

Because they get jalapeo business.

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What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

What's an artist's favorite fruit?

Crayon-berries Sorry

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How are crayons like people?

The white ones are usually pretty pointless

What is it called when brown envelopes aren't delivered as quickly as white ones?

White Mail Privilege