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How are crayons like people?

The white ones are usually pretty pointless

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What really ticks people off?

Time bombs.

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

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What's the biggest difference between a crayon and your ex?

The crayon is non-toxic!

What do you call a crayon without any wax?

A crayoff

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How are crayons like people?

The white ones are usually pretty pointless

What is it called when brown envelopes aren't delivered as quickly as white ones?

White Mail Privilege