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How are crayons like people?

The white ones are usually pretty pointless

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What do some people have against cheeseburgers?

They say 'Burgers can't be cheesy!'

How many redditors are needed to screw a lightbulb?

As much people as is needed to screw that lightbulb.

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Why did the crayon want to be a phone?

Because it wanted to be a texta.

What's an artist's favorite fruit?

Crayon-berries Sorry

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How are crayons like people?

The white ones are usually pretty pointless

What is it called when brown envelopes aren't delivered as quickly as white ones?

White Mail Privilege