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What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How do you split Rome in half?

You use a pair of caesars.

What do you call people who use the "pull out" method for contraception?

Parents.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What is the difference between a goat and 9/11?

You cannot milk a goat for 13 years

What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and milk?

Chocolate milk! What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and chocolate milk Diabetes

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What types of trees never get Christmas presents?

Knotty Pines.

What type of flour do you buy an orphan?

Self raising.

Percent Jokes More Percent Jokes

What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

Cereal Jokes More Cereal Jokes

Who's there! Cereal! Cereal who?

Cereal pleasure to meet you!

What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks

Mitt Romney Jokes More Mitt Romney Jokes

What's Mitt Romney's favorite make of vehicle?

A Mack truck, because it already has a little dog on top.

How did Mitt Romney get a 14% tax rate?

He claimed 47% of America as dependents.