What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

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Why is Tina Fey so good with her use of irony?

It's in the name...

What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.

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Why don't cows ever have any money?

Because the farmers milk them dry!

What happened when the cow tried to milk itself?

It was an udder catastrophe.

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What type of music do lightning bolts listen to?

Rock and Roll

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Elementary

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What's the difference between the Pro Bowl and a typical church?

In the Pro Bowl, they give ten percent.

What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

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Who's there! Cereal! Cereal who?

Cereal pleasure to meet you!

What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

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How can you tell when Mitt Romney is lying?

His mouth is moving.

Why does Mitt Romney never win at Jenga?

Because he takes too much from the bottom and middle and gives it to the top.