What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

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What do you call a cellphone company that uses nuclear power?

Cher-Mobile

Who was the least funny U.S. President?

FDR. His standup could use some work.

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What do you call milk at the edge of a cliff?

Legendary

What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one.

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What type of wind is named after Santa Claus's warm climate cousin?

Santa Ana

What is the one type of person that will never get angry?

A nomad.

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What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

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Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

Which famous pop duo were the best at delivering cereal?

Haulin' Oates

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How can you tell when Mitt Romney is lying?

His mouth is moving.

Why did Mitt Romney feed his cows money?

He wanted rich milk.