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What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why are fisherman so successful in business?

Because they use "net" profits

What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing?

The cast-a-net.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why is milk the fastest liquid on the planet?

It's pasteurised before you can see it!

What do you call a cow which can no longer produce milk?

An udder failure.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of cheese is strong?

Shredded cheese.

What type of store doesn't move?

A stationary store.

Percent Jokes More Percent Jokes

What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

Cereal Jokes More Cereal Jokes

Who's there! Cereal! Cereal who?

Cereal pleasure to meet you!

What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks

Mitt Romney Jokes More Mitt Romney Jokes

Why does Mitt Romney never win at Jenga?

Because he takes too much from the bottom and middle and gives it to the top.

What are Mitt Romney's favorite shoes?

Flip flops