What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

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How do you use a philosophy degree in a professional context?

Why* would you like fries with that

What do you use to find Greek restaurants?

A gyroscope.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why is Papyrus taller then Sans?

Because Papyrus drinks plenty of milk.

What type of bees make milk?

Boo bees

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What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.

What type of phone does a hawk use?

A hawkie talkie.

Percent Jokes More Percent Jokes

What's the difference between the Pro Bowl and a typical church?

In the Pro Bowl, they give ten percent.

Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

Cereal Jokes More Cereal Jokes

What's my favorite pirate workout and cereal?

Captain Crunch

Who invented cereals?

Chris P.

Mitt Romney Jokes More Mitt Romney Jokes

Who says Republicans aren't into recycling?

Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.

How can you tell when Mitt Romney is lying?

His mouth is moving.