What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

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What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.

Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

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What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.

Why is milk so fast?

Because it's pasteurized before you see it!

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What type of animals are put on envelopes?

Seals.

What type of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

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What's the difference between the Pro Bowl and a typical church?

In the Pro Bowl, they give ten percent.

What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

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Who's there! Cereal! Cereal who?

Cereal pleasure to meet you!

What do you call a near-empty bag of cereal?

Luckily Charms

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Why does Mitt Romney never win at Jenga?

Because he takes too much from the bottom and middle and gives it to the top.

What's Mitt Romney's favorite make of vehicle?

A Mack truck, because it already has a little dog on top.