How can you tell when Mitt Romney is lying?

His mouth is moving.

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How was it possible that the three bears had porridge all at different temperatures?

Someone is lying.

What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in English. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

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How do you tell a good monster from a bad one?

If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!

How do you tell if you've lost an argument on Facebook?

Well first you're are in an argument on Facebook.

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Why was the man so down in the mouth?

Because he ate his pillow.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth?

He sipped his drink before it was cool

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Why did Mitt Romney feed his cows money?

He wanted rich milk.

Who says Republicans aren't into recycling?

Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.