How can you tell when Mitt Romney is lying?

His mouth is moving.

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Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

Why is a restless man in bed like a lawyer?

Because he lies on one side and then turns around and lies on the other one.

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How do you tell a rabbit from a gorilla?

A rabbit doesn't look like a gorilla.

How can you tell if a blonde works in an office?

A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses' faces.

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How does an idiot call for his dog?

He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover.

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

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What kind of milk does Mitt Romney drink?

1%

What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent