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How can you tell when Mitt Romney is lying?

His mouth is moving.

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What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

Why don't black people lay in the sun?

Because it's 92.96 million miles away.

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Why can't you tell a joke to a dwarf?

Because it will go right over his head

How can you tell an extrovert mathematician from an introvert mathematician?

An extrovert mathematician will be looking at the other guy's shoes.

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How do you know that the drum riser is level?

The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth

Why was the frog down in the mouth?

He was un hoppy!

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What are Mitt Romney's favorite shoes?

Flip flops

What's Mitt Romney's favorite make of vehicle?

A Mack truck, because it already has a little dog on top.