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How can you tell when Mitt Romney is lying?

His mouth is moving.

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What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.

What is every young ladys ultimate Disney fantasy?

To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.

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What do you tell a cow that's in the way?

Mooooooooooooove.

What does a traffic light tells to another traffic light?

Dont look at me I'm changing

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I wouldn't pay $300 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth

Why couldn't the cat speak?

The dog taped his mouth.

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What are Mitt Romney's favorite shoes?

Flip flops

What's Mitt Romney's favorite make of vehicle?

A Mack truck, because it already has a little dog on top.