How can you tell if someone who's having a temper tantrum is on the phone?

You get a tizzy signal!

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How can you spot a vegan in a crowded lunch hall?

Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!

How can you tell when Mitt Romney is lying?

His mouth is moving.

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How does Kylo Ren talk on the phone?

A Hans free device

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash