How can you tell if someone who's having a temper tantrum is on the phone?

You get a tizzy signal!

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What do you tell a worried guitar?

Don't fret

What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

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Why can't Z generationers swim?

Their phones would get wet.

Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones