How can you tell if someone who's having a temper tantrum is on the phone?

You get a tizzy signal!

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What does the Sergeant of the Knowledge division always tell his troops to get?

In formation

How do you know someone's an engineer?

No worries they will tell you

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What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.