How can you tell if someone who's having a temper tantrum is on the phone?

You get a tizzy signal!

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How can you tell if you have a mature or an immature sense of humor?

Poop.

How can you tell elephants love to travel?

They are always packing their trunk!

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When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

For 2 weeks.

Why did the clock phone the ruler?

Because desperate times call for desperate measures....