How do you know a stranger could be an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

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Why is santa always so happy?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

How do you know if somebody graduated from Harvard?

They'll tell you.

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What do you tell a hitchhiker with one leg?

Hop in

What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?

Pupil: Dead I didn't even know he was sick!

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How can you tell someone is an engineer?

They'll tell you! (Source: am an engineer)

How do genetically engineered car salesmen from Boston greet their customers?

Hey, gattaca? GATTACA?

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How can you tell if a Redditor is European?

Don't worry, he'll tell you

How can you tell if a person is a vegetarian?

Don't worry. They'll tell you they're a vegetarian.

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Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.