How do you know if someone's an engineer without asking them?

Don't worry they'll tell you

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How do we not know what women want yet?

There are tons of conflicting lists all over the internet.

What's your strong suit?

Oh, you know, The Hulk costume.

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Where does a cow go to watch a film?

The mooovies. pls tell to friends.

What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.

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What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday?

You have to love Easter, baby." (OC)

What mistake did the chronometer make while it was getting along well with the digital watch?

It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage.

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Why was the Robot angry at the engineer?

Because he screwed his wife!

How do you fix a deaf car?

With an engin*eer.*

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How do you know who in the room is a vegetarian?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What do you call a Jedi who worries about not making deadlines?

Panickin' Skywalker.