How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

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How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?

With lots of hops!

Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?

Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!

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How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

How many debutants can you fit in ballroom at the Waldorf Astoria?

OC Like, a cotillion of 'em.

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How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus?

Poke 'em on.

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Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.