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How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

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What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.

What do you say to a one legged hitch-hiker?

Hop in.

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Why can't ethiopians take med pills?

Cause they can't take 'em with empty stomach.

How many debutants can you fit in ballroom at the Waldorf Astoria?

OC Like, a cotillion of 'em.

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Why did God make pubic hair curly?

So we don't poke our eyes out.

How do you get Pikachu on the bus?

Poke 'em on!

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What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

Don't Break the Ice

How do you get stuck in an annoying conversation with a stranger?

Ask someone vaping if you can bum a cigarette.