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How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

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What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.

What's a rabbits' favorite book?

Hop on Pop.

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How many debutants can you fit in ballroom at the Waldorf Astoria?

OC Like, a cotillion of 'em.

How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

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Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

How do you get stuck in an annoying conversation with a stranger?

Ask someone vaping if you can bum a cigarette.