How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

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What's a rabbits' favorite book?

Hop on Pop.

What about that new beer... by Peter Cotton Ale?

It's made with more hops!

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What do a Mexican and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit 'em the more english you get

How many cuckolds does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Somebody else does the screwing for 'em.

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How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

They wanna peek-a-chu.

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Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

Why does a redneck find his cousin more attractive than a stranger?

Because it's all relative.