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How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

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What do you say to a hitchhiking frog?

Hop in!

What did the bus conductor say to the frog?

Hop on.

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What did the computer do with his overgrown gardens...?

Mowed 'em.

What is the slogan of the Mormon Church?

We don't care how you bring 'em, just Brigham Young.

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How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus?

Poke 'em on.

Why did God make pubic hair curly?

So we don't poke our eyes out.

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How do you get stuck in an annoying conversation with a stranger?

Ask someone vaping if you can bum a cigarette.

How do you know a stranger could be an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.