How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

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What is a toad's favorite kind of beer?

One with a lot of hops.

What did Batman say to Robin before they hop on the Batmobile?

To the Batmobile!

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Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

How many debutants can you fit in ballroom at the Waldorf Astoria?

OC Like, a cotillion of 'em.

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How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus?

Poke 'em on.

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

They wanna peek-a-chu.

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Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

How do you know a stranger could be an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.