Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did they stop feeding cows the round bales of hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.

Why did the integer stop multiplying with other integers of equal value?

He was Squared Straight.

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What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

What did the proctologist ask the restaurant goer?

Can I push your stool in?

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What do ghosts serve for dessert?

I Scream.

Why can't Ewoks yell and scream in the house?

They have to use their Endor voices.

Stranger Jokes More Stranger Jokes

How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

How do you know a stranger could be an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

Genius Jokes More Genius Jokes

How do you say genius sarcastically?

Apple genius.

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

Bore Jokes More Bore Jokes

What do bored frogs do on a Friday night?

They go Bar Hopping!...

What happened when porky pig fell asleep at his construction job?

The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'

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What do you get when you mix tea and a dogs name?

A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex...

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"