Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

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When do e-mails stop being in black and white?

When they are read.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.

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What did the snake say when another asked him the time?

Don't asp me!

What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

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What's cold and scary?

I-scream!

What is Dracula's favorite pudding?

Leeches and scream.

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How do you know a stranger could be an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

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How do you say genius sarcastically?

Apple genius.

What is the best way to get called a,"genius?

By losing a billion dollars in business.

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What do bored frogs do on a Friday night?

They go Bar Hopping!...

What is a pirate's favorite drink?

The HI-C! (punchline must be said in proper pirate voice) (this is what I do when bored at work not even ashamed)

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Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

What do you get when you mix tea and a dogs name?

A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex...