Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

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What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

One knows the stops the other stops the nose.

How do you stop the protests in Charlotte?

Sing the nation anthem they will sit down

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What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god?

Are you Thor

Why are you so excited?

The surgeon asked the patient that was about to be anesthetized. "But doc this is my first operation." "Really It's mine too and I am not excited at all."

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What's red and black and screaming all over?

Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.

Why is some guy out there screaming insults at all the vehicles?

Sees sign PRE-OWNED CARS* "Oh."

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Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

How do you get stuck in an annoying conversation with a stranger?

Ask someone vaping if you can bum a cigarette.

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What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

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What do bored frogs do on a Friday night?

They go Bar Hopping!...

What is a pirate's favorite drink?

The HI-C! (punchline must be said in proper pirate voice) (this is what I do when bored at work not even ashamed)

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Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

What are you up to?

Her: I'm making Chinese. Me: Cloning's unethical. Hahaha just kidding. Make me a math tutor.