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Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

Where does a cow stop to drink?

The milky way!

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

How do you reply when someone on /r/askscience asks you on a date?

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Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What's the difference between a cigarette and my exwife?

Cigarettes don't scream when they're burning.

Why was the Doctor screaming angrily at his secretary?

He ran out of patients.

Stranger Jokes More Stranger Jokes

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

Genius Jokes More Genius Jokes

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

How do you say genius sarcastically?

Apple genius.

Bore Jokes More Bore Jokes

What do bored frogs do on a Friday night?

They go Bar Hopping!...

What is a pirate's favorite drink?

The HI-C! (punchline must be said in proper pirate voice) (this is what I do when bored at work not even ashamed)

Hahaha Jokes More Hahaha Jokes

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

Who Deserves Love"?

ME crying: