Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?

Stop crying and viper your nose.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

What are we going to spend 10 million dollars on?

Asks his wife. "31 black"

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!!

What's black?

Whats black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

Stranger Jokes More Stranger Jokes

How do you get stuck in an annoying conversation with a stranger?

Ask someone vaping if you can bum a cigarette.

What's the speed limit in this hick town?

Native: We don't have one. You strangers can't get out of here fast enough for us.

Genius Jokes More Genius Jokes

Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

What do you get when einstein jacks off?

A stroke of genius!!!!! (its terrible, i know)

Bore Jokes More Bore Jokes

What do you get when you watch a lumberjack chop down a tree?

Bored.

What happened when porky pig fell asleep at his construction job?

The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'

Hahaha Jokes More Hahaha Jokes

What are you up to?

Her: I'm making Chinese. Me: Cloning's unethical. Hahaha just kidding. Make me a math tutor.

What do you get when you mix tea and a dogs name?

A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex...