Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

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When do e-mails stop being in black and white?

When they are read.

Why were the camels wearing sandals?

To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.

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Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?

He was already taking out a tooth

What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork?

I D K

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What do you call an alpacca that screams when it sees fire?

A smoke aLaama.

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

Stranger Jokes More Stranger Jokes

How do you get stuck in an annoying conversation with a stranger?

Ask someone vaping if you can bum a cigarette.

How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

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What do you call it when Einstein faps?

A stroke of genius.

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

Bore Jokes More Bore Jokes

Why was the banker bored?

Because he lost interest in everything.

What do bored frogs do on a Friday night?

They go Bar Hopping!...

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What do you get when you mix tea and a dogs name?

A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex...

Who Deserves Love"?

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