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Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What do you call it when fish stop having babies?

Minnow-pause

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why do people point at their wrist when asking for the time?

Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

What's a magazine?

Asked every guy under 30.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What rings twice and screams once?

Ray Charles answering the iron

Why can't Ewoks yell and scream in the house?

They have to use their Endor voices.

Stranger Jokes More Stranger Jokes

How do you get stuck in an annoying conversation with a stranger?

Ask someone vaping if you can bum a cigarette.

What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

Don't Break the Ice

Genius Jokes More Genius Jokes

How do you say genius sarcastically?

Apple genius.

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

Bore Jokes More Bore Jokes

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

What do you get when you watch a lumberjack chop down a tree?

Bored.

Hahaha Jokes More Hahaha Jokes

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

Who Deserves Love"?

ME crying: