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Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.

Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35?

Because 36 would be too many.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What does the neckbeard say when asked what he did last weekend?

M'laundry.

What does it mean if holy water sizzles when it hits your skin?

I'm just asking for a friend)

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!!

What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

Stranger Jokes More Stranger Jokes

How do you know a stranger could be an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

Don't Break the Ice

Genius Jokes More Genius Jokes

What do you get when einstein jacks off?

A stroke of genius!!!!! (its terrible, i know)

How do you say genius sarcastically?

Apple genius.

Bore Jokes More Bore Jokes

What is a pirate's favorite drink?

The HI-C! (punchline must be said in proper pirate voice) (this is what I do when bored at work not even ashamed)

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

Hahaha Jokes More Hahaha Jokes

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

What do you get when you mix tea and a dogs name?

A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex...