What do you get when you mix tea and a dogs name?

A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex...

Previous Random Joke Next
Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why are dogs always SENSITIVE?

Because they have tears in their eyes

What has four legs but isn't alive?

The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What do get when you mix two breads?

A hy-bread

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

What do Englishmen like more than tea?

Tea tea

Why didn't the coffee and the tea get along?

Because they were being "brewed"

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur with good dental hygiene?

A flossiraptor

Who has scene a dinosaur?

No one! They're extinct!

Hahaha Jokes More Hahaha Jokes

What do you get when you mix tea and a dogs name?

A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex...

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"