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What do you get when you mix tea and a dogs name?

A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex...

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What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road?

A mutt in a rut!

Whats the difference between cats and dogs?

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

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What do you get when when you mix cocaine and LSD?

Time

Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

What kind of tea do the crime investigation team drink?

A "casual tea"

How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch?

Tea, Rex?

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What's the difference between us and the dinosaurs?

We don't need an asteroid...

What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night?

Bronto-snore-us!

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What are you up to?

Her: I'm making Chinese. Me: Cloning's unethical. Hahaha just kidding. Make me a math tutor.

Who wants gold?

Amuse me first...hahaha