What do you get when you mix tea and a dogs name?

A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex...

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What do you give a dog with a fever?

Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)

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Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

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How do you make a hamburger green?

Find a yellow cheeseburger and mix it with a blue one!

What do you get when you mix beans and onions?

Tear gas.

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Tea. It's an ant tea joke.

How did Moses make his tea in the morning?

Hebrewed it.

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A pterrorist

What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode?

What a lavaly day!

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What do you get when you mix tea and a dogs name?

A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex...

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"