What do you get when you mix tea and a dogs name?

A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex...

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Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps?

Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.

When is a dog not a dog?

When it is pure bread. Told to me by a friend.

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What do you get when you mix gangsta rap and relational aesthetics?

Albums released through California penal records.

Why did the German get their tailor and their barber mixed up?

They call their tailor Herr Dresser

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What tea do footballers drink?

Penaltea!

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

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Which star do the dinosaurs like best?

The one that keeps getting bigger

What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

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Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

What do you get when you mix tea and a dogs name?

A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex...