What do you get when you mix tea and a dogs name?

A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex...

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What diagnosis did the veterinarian give to the dog with the funny walk?

The dog has cerebral pawlsy.

What dog is a cousin to the Dalmatian?

A spot-weiler!

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Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up?

Because Oct31 = Dec25

What do you get when you mix a rat and an elephant?

Who cares? It's a relephant.

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

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What do you get when you cross Jesus with a dinosaur?

A velocirapture

What do you call a dinosaur having brunch?

Tea-Rex

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Who wants gold?

Amuse me first...hahaha

Who Deserves Love"?

ME crying: