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What do you call a woman drowning in money?

Rich... Also an ambulance.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!

How are women and computers the same?

Neither take your 3.5 inch floppy anymore.. unless you pay extra.

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Why are Dutch people so tall?

The short ones drowned in the floods

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

Ambulance Jokes More Ambulance Jokes

What was the ambulance saying when they were carrying Satoru Iwata?

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What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What do you call an unfinished inflow of money?

Incomplete.

Why didn't the lawyer monkey make any money?

Because he did all his work pro bonobo