What do you call a woman drowning in money?

Rich... Also an ambulance.

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What's the difference between a computer and a woman?

A computer only has to have information punched into it once.

What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law &amp Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

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Why can't the Philippines field an ice hockey team?

The players all drowned in spring training.

How do you save a drowning mouse?

Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!

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What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

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What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

What do you call a woman drowning in money?

Rich... Also an ambulance.