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What do you call a woman drowning in money?

Rich... Also an ambulance.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is 6 inches long 2 inches wide and makes a woman crazy?

100 bill.

What does a chauvinistic doctor use as a general term for women with high cholesterol?

A Broad Stroke...

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How do you know when you are going to drown in milk?

When it's past your eyes.

Why don't Amish people water ski?

Because their horses would drown.

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What is the best vegetable delivery vehicle in the world?

An ambulance

What do you call a woman drowning in money?

Rich... Also an ambulance.

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What do you call it when a group of Germans give you money online?

Kraut funding

Where do bees keep their money?

In a honey box.