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What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

What kind of fun does a priest have?

Nun.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What do you call a baby deer's droppings?

FawnDoo! Nailed it.

What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait?

His portrait only need one nail

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!

Why was Luis Surez expelled from the rap contest?

Because he was biting.

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

Why did the Smackhead kick the habit?

He didn't like nuns.

What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

Bad Habit Jokes More Bad Habit Jokes

What does an alcoholic nun have?

A bad habit.

What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit.