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What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What's black and white black and white black and white?

A nun rolling down a hill.

Why did the nun always wear a slip?

Sheer habit.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife?

He gets hammered and she gets nailed.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites?

Don't bite any witches!

What is it?

It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

Why do Nuns always wear the same thing?

It's a habit.

Why did the Smackhead kick the habit?

He didn't like nuns.

Bad Habit Jokes More Bad Habit Jokes

What do you call a Nun on a motorcycle?

A bad habit

What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit.