What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What kind of fun does a priest have?

Nun.

What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why aren't there any nails in a lesbian's floor?

A. They're all laid with tongue and groove.

What do your mom and Jesus have in common?

They both got nailed

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

What do you call the act of press-ganging someone into a monastery?

Force of habit.

Bad Habit Jokes More Bad Habit Jokes

What do you call a Nun on a motorcycle?

A bad habit

What do you call a nun with a drinking problem?

A bad habit