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What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

Why do Nuns always wear the same thing?

It's a habit.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?

Virgin mobile.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why did the carpenter's wife leave him?

He was screwing around when he was supposed to be nailing her.

Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.

How do you keep a ghoul from biting his nails?

Replace the nails with screws.

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

Why do Nuns always wear the same thing?

It's a habit.

Why do Nuns always wear Black &amp?

White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have.

Bad Habit Jokes More Bad Habit Jokes

What do you call a store that sells terribly made Nun appeal?

The Bad Habit.

What do you call a Nun on a motorcycle?

A bad habit