What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit.

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Why do Nuns always wear the same thing?

It's a habit.

What do you call a store that sells terribly made Nun apparel?

The Bad Habit.

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Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

He's always nailed to the boards....

What did the Romans say to each other after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it!

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What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.

Why was the iPad sad?

Someone took a bite out of its Apple.

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Why did the nun always go to the same bar?

Habit

What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

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What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit.

What do you call a Nun on a motorcycle?

A bad habit