What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What kind of fun do priests have?

Nun

What's the difference between a nurse and a nun?

A nun only serves one God.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What do your mom and Jesus have in common?

They both got nailed

What do you call a hula hoop with a nail on the inside?

A Navel Destroyer.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.

Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

What did the tailor tell the thieving nun when he caught her red-handed?

You better not make a habit out of this.

What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

A force of habit

Bad Habit Jokes More Bad Habit Jokes

Why did the nun swear when she got her new outfit?

It was a bad habit.

What do you call a Nun on a motorcycle?

A bad habit