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What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What did the nun wear to the casino?

Her gambling habit.

What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife?

He gets hammered and she gets nailed.

Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor?

Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go!

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

Why does it take so long for a nun to get her clothes?

It takes 21 days to make a habit.

Why do monks wear such plain clothes?

It's a habit.

Bad Habit Jokes More Bad Habit Jokes

What do you call a store that sells terribly made Nun appeal?

The Bad Habit.

What does an alcoholic nun have?

A bad habit.