What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

Why are nuns like a brand new TV?

You need a knife to get in the box.

What do you call a nun who's drinking a pint?

Catholic

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why did Jesus quit playing hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

What's in your mom's tummy?

5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic?

His bark was much worse than it's bite!

What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.

What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

A force of habit

Bad Habit Jokes More Bad Habit Jokes

Why did the nun swear when she got her new outfit?

It was a bad habit.

What does an alcoholic nun have?

A bad habit.