Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.

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What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

Where will the 400 pound gorilla sleep?

Wherever it wants to. R.I.P. Harambe

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What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites?

Don't bite any witches!

Why is a toothless dog like a tree?

It has more bark than bite.

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Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

To improve his bite!

Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.

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What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail?

The world's slowest vampire.

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.

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Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.

What do you get when you cross an orthodontist and a secret agent?

It's confi-dental