Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.

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Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle?

It wants to keep it's Stockholm!

Why is the all-seeing eye the symbol of the occult?

Because they want us all under super-vision!

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Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.

Why was Luis Suarez expelled from the rap contest?

Because he was biting.

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Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

To improve his bite!

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Who does Dracula get letters from?

His fang club.

How can you tell when Dracula is sick?

By his coughin'

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Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.

What do you get when you cross an orthodontist and a secret agent?

It's confi-dental