Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.

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He wanted to be with his family.

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I want that pearl! Don't be shellfish!

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Someone took a bite out of its Apple.

Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

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Moved the trees closer together.

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What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.

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Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.

What do you get when you cross an orthodontist and a secret agent?

It's confi-dental