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Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.

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Why is Klezmer music so addictive?

Once you Hava Nagila, you'll want another!

Why did the cat join the Red Cross?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!

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Why couldn't the Gorilla pitcher make it in the major leagues?

His balk was worse than his bite!

How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?

Make him wear shoes.

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Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

To improve his bite!

How did they improve the transportation in Harlem?

Moved the trees closer together.

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What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula.

Who had the best dinner with Megyn Kelly after the Fox Republican Debate?

Dracula.

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What do you get when you cross an orthodontist and a secret agent?

It's confi-dental

Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.