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Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.

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What did the hungry computer programmer say?

All I want is one byte. Hell, I'll even take a nibble.

Why did the big pig want to go on stage?

There was a lot of ham in him.

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What do you call a bitten apple?

An Iphone. What is bigger than an Iphone -A brick. What is smaller than an Ipad -An Ipad Mini.

Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

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Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

To improve his bite!

Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

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What subject did Dracula major in during college?

AcCOUNTing This joke must be on a popsicle stick somewhere.

Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.

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Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.

What do you get when you cross an orthodontist and a secret agent?

It's confi-dental