Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.

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Why'd the crazy guy jump out of the hot air balloon's basket?

He wanted to escape from the ballooney bin.

Where were you wanting to go?

Then not go, then go, then not go, then get bored and juggle

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What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit.

What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark?

Frost bite!

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Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

To improve his bite!

How can we possibly improve this?

Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"

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Where does Dracula live?

Monte Cristo

What do you think of Dracula films?

Fangtastic!

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Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.

What do you get when you cross an orthodontist and a secret agent?

It's confi-dental