What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...

Why doesn't San Antonio have a pro football team?

Because then Dallas would want one too.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange?

Because he didn't know Mandarin

How do we not know what women want yet?

There are tons of conflicting lists all over the internet.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What happened to the girl who put too many deviating data into her box plot?

In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers.

What do you tell a girl with two black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What is your best lawyer joke?

I need some new material for the court house.

Why did David Schwimmer need ear drops?

He had Schwimmer's ear.

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

How do you organise games in Pompeii?

Make aedile.

Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

Twitter only allows 160 characters

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Why doesn't Superman watch Game of Thrones?

Because he has a LED-TV.

What was the most successful love story in Game of Thrones?

Shireen. She was only on Tinder for a couple of minutes.