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What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you call a midget fortune teller, who is wanted by the law?

A Small Medium at Large

Why did the man put his car in the oven?

Because he wanted a hot rod.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if you're in a French Village?

If you see sap buckets on telephone poles.

What did one hotdog stand say to the other hotdog stand?

Eyyyy, Garry, didn't know you turned into a hotdog stand too! Eyyyy!

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why don't the French need air conditioner?

They use 2-in-1 shampoo

Why does toilet paper need a commercial?

Who is not buying this

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

Throne Jokes More Throne Jokes

What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

Which Game of Thrones character doesn't stink?

Bran He is Hodorless