What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How can we build this?

A business major asks, "How can we finance this " A liberal arts major asks, "Do you want fries with that "

How do you want me to label this stone armchair?

He said, "No man, clay chair."

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know a car is from Poland?

The Polish.

What's the difference between a car salesman and a technology salesman?

The car salesman knows he is lying.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

Why do push up bras not work for some girls?

Because 0x0 is always 0.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many bees do you need in a bee choir?

A humdred!

How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

I just need some space.

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

Don't Break the Ice

What do you get when you cross Game of Thrones with Cartoon Network?

Johnny Braavos

Throne Jokes More Throne Jokes

What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

Why don't Game of Thrones characters tweet with Twitter?

They were ravin' with Raven.