What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the cat join the Red Cross?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!

Why did the farmer feed his cows money?

He wanted rich milk.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did the man say when he got his dancing robot to work?

It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..

How much does wonton soup weigh?

One ton, but I don't know anyone that'd wantonly order it.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm?

Girl: Apollo neck jumpers

Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?

Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?

To a re-tail store!

Why couldn't Ron Weasley make a Horcrux?

Because you need a soul for that.

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

Why don't professional athletes ride bikes to warm-up before games?

Because then they'd be two tired

What do you call a gaming double entendre?

A Ninutendo

Throne Jokes More Throne Jokes

Why was Game of Thrones banned from twitter?

Because twitter has an 140 character limit.

How does the queen bee get around the hive?

She's throne.