What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

How do you get rid of pubic lice?

Seriously, it is not a joke. I really want to know.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is the main difference between existentialism and nihilism?

Who knows? Who cares?

How do you know if someone is Puerto Rican?

They tell you.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call a girl between two posts?

Annette.

Where's the best place in Toronto to check out girls?

Broadview*

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What do you need to poop in the forest?

Toiletries

How many things do you need to change a lightbulb?

3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What's the different between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter has a character limit

What game is all the rage with the Ferguson rioters?

Truth or Darren Wilson.

Throne Jokes More Throne Jokes

Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

Twitter only allows 160 characters

How does a queen get around her kingdom?

She gets throne.