Why don't professional athletes ride bikes to warm-up before games?

Because then they'd be two tired

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Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What game are you watching?

I wonder what she thought I was doing with my hands.

What game is all the rage with the Ferguson rioters?

Truth or Darren Wilson.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why wasn't the bike starting?

Because it was 'two-tyred'.

Why don't you hit a Mexican kid who's riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It lifts their spirits.

What does a little sister ride?

A Nissan.

Warm Jokes More Warm Jokes

How do you spot a egocentric vocalist?

They warm up singing, 'Mi, mi, mi.... Mi!'

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

With a mouse warming party!