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Why don't professional athletes ride bikes to warm-up before games?

Because then they'd be two tired

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Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What do you get when you cross Game of Thrones with Cartoon Network?

Johnny Braavos

Which is the quickest way to make someone lose?

The game.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What's the difference between a man biking to a job interview and a clown on a unicycle?

Attire.

What do you call a supernatural goose riding a bike seeking vengeance?

Goose Rider

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why can't Sally ride the swings?

Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...

What is a Siths favorite thing to ride in?

An elevader.

Warm Jokes More Warm Jokes

Why are the corners the warmest part of every house?

Because they're 90 degrees!

How do Latino singers warm up?

Do Re Mi Fa Sol La Ti No