Why don't professional athletes ride bikes to warm-up before games?

Because then they'd be two tired

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Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

Twitter only allows 160 characters

Why is 'The Game' the most powerful rapper?

Because you lose every time you talk about him ()

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

Why did Vladimir fall off his bike?

He was rushin

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why shouldn't you throw a rock at a Mexican riding a bike?

Because that might be your bike

Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

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Why are the corners the warmest part of every house?

Because they're 90 degrees!

How do Mexicans warm their houses in the winter months?

Central Fajiting.