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Why don't professional athletes ride bikes to warm-up before games?

Because then they'd be two tired

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Game Jokes More Game Jokes

Why is 'The Game' the most powerful rapper?

Because you lose every time you talk about him ()

What do they call the Hunger Games in Ethiopia?

Games.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bike and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What's the fastest thing on earth?

An Arab riding a bicycle down Collins Avenue in Miami Beach.

How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.

Warm Jokes More Warm Jokes

How do Latino singers warm up?

Do Re Mi Fa Sol La Ti No

Why are the corners the warmest part of every house?

Because they're 90 degrees!