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Why don't professional athletes ride bikes to warm-up before games?

Because then they'd be two tired

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Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What do you call the game that centres around weak leadership?

Reddit.

What game is in Schrodinger's Xbox?

Dead or Alive

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why did the black boy fall off his bike?

He didn't. He fell off your bike.

Why can't bikes stand up without leaning on something?

They're two-tired.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What kind of bike does hipster Jesus ride?

A Cruci-fixie.

What do stoners ride to school?

The cannibus

Warm Jokes More Warm Jokes

How do Mexicans warm their houses in the winter months?

Central Fajiting.

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

With a mouse warming party!