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How does Queen Elizabeth win a game of poker?

She goes to the bathroom.

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Where did you get that?

The pig replies, "I won her in a raffle."

How do you win an election?

By having people believe that you've won an election.

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Why are dogs bad at poker?

Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.

Why should you never play poker with a crocodile?

You will lose every hand.

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How does a police officer go to the bathroom?

Ctrl+C

Why did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate his pizza before it was cool. (Written anonymously in the bathroom at work, a pizza joint.)

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What game do lesbians like to play?

Clash of Clams

What does Game of Thrones have in common with The Sixth Sense?

Icy Dead People

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Why are firetrucks red?

You see, firetrucks have 4 wheels, can carry 8 men and 4+ 8 = 12. There are 12 inches in a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. There was once a ship named Elizabeth that sailed the seas. Fish live in the seas and fish have fins. People from Finland are called Fins. Finland and Russia had a war a long time ago. Russia has red on its flag and that's why they're red. Cause they're always Russian around.

How does Queen Elizabeth win a game of poker?

She goes to the bathroom.