What animal is always at a game of cricket?

A bat.

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What animal is two animals at the same time?

The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :)... oh, wait.

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The yakety-yaks!

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Wom.

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Twister

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

It's dangerous to hit a lightbulb with a bat.

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Bat man can go a whole night without robin

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Why did the blind lady fall into a well?

Because she couldn't see that well. *crickets, crickets*

Who's there! Cricket! Cricket who?

Cricket neck means I can't lift anything!