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What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a normal woman and a witch?

The spelling Teehee

What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

Allow Jokes More Allow Jokes

When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

6

Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind...

Twitter Jokes More Twitter Jokes

What did I do before Twitter?

Well, there's my family and......OH MY GOD WHERE'S MY FAMILY!!

How do Baroque composers tweet?

Through their twitter Handel!..... I am so sorry

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What do you call a joke that has been internet obsolete for a while?

The Game.

What game do reindeer play in their stalls?

Stable-tennis!

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What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne?

Sat down!

Which Game of Thrones character doesn't stink?

Bran He is Hodorless

140 Jokes More 140 Jokes

What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

With Twitter you only get 140 characters.

Why does Brendon Rodgers hate Twitter?

It only allows 140 characters

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What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.

What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters