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What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

With Twitter you only get 140 characters.

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What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

What's the difference between a preschool and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me...I just fly the drones!

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What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters

What's the rule for Twitter crushes?

So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.

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Why was Game of Thrones banned from twitter?

Because twitter has an 140 character limit.

Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?

He was a cheetah.

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What does Game of Thrones have in common with The Sixth Sense?

Icy Dead People

What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

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What do you get when you sleep with all 140 characters of twitter?

A rashtag.

What's the fastest way to go from 300 pounds to 140?

Convert to kilograms.

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Why does Brendon Rodgers hate Twitter?

It only allows 140 characters

What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters