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What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.

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What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)

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What does the sign at a nudist Buddhist beach say?

No Bhikkhunis(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhikkhuni) allowed.

Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

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What is twitter?

3. Twitter is beautiful. 4. What is life

Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

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Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones?

Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.

What do they call the Hunger Games in Ethiopia?

Games.

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How do you make a Game of Thrones fan sad?

You ask them to hold the door for you.

How is Twitter like Game of Thrones?

There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible.

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What do you get when you sleep with all 140 characters of twitter?

A rashtag.

What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

With Twitter you only get 140 characters.

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What do you get when you sleep with all 140 characters of twitter?

A rashtag.

Why does Brendon Rodgers hate Twitter?

It only allows 140 characters