Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.
Because they don't want to be bagels.
Because it's more than a ceiling
Join the Hare Force.
Because it's a place of war ship.
When they boil the water, they always have to add that *pinche* salt.
Because Americans are the most hated people in the world now.
His family died.
Well, there's my family and......OH MY GOD WHERE'S MY FAMILY!!
Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."
There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.
Because they stick
Because the Chimp-Can't -See
Wrong, What are coworkers
Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)