Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

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Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?

She wanted to see how long she slept.

Why didn't the motorcycle want to go for a ride?

It was two tired...

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What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?

Join the Hare Force.

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

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Why does China hate Digimon Fans?

Because they recognise Ty won

Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

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What do a car, a bus, and a family have in common?

The car and the bus both have wheels.

Who got only one visitor his entire life, got banished from the family and still lurks around with hope?

Pluto.

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How is Twitter like Game of Thrones?

There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible.

Why did voldermort used Twitter instead of Facebook?

Because he only had followers. Not friends.

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What bank do birds open accounts with?

The one with the most branches!

Why did the monkey trip over the branch?

Because the Chimp-Can't -See

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What's an Australian Kiss?

A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*

Why should I let you into heaven?

Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here