Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

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What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

Anything you want to - it can't here you!

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to the gym manager when he was joining a new gym?

I'll re-rack.

Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

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What's someone who hates underwear's favorite song?

Free Ballin - Foo Fighters

Why did the feminist fail in programming?

She hated objectification.

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What's the difference between a black man and a picnic table?

A picnic table can support a family of 4.

What family does the octopus belong to?

Pupil: Nobody I know!

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Why was Game Of Thrones banned from twitter?

Because twitter has an 140 character limit.

Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

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Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

Why was the sapling such a horrible entrepreneur?

Because he couldn't branch out.

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What are sloths?

Wrong, What are coworkers

When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.