What's the difference between a French kiss and an Australian kiss?

They are basically the same except you do an Australian kiss down under.

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What's an Australian Kiss?

A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*

What's an Australian Kiss?

It's like a French kiss, but down under.