A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*
It's the first time that black-on-black crime made national (even international) news.
Because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)
They wanted to see it crack up!
The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.
L'ess cargo
Valet.
A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)
Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up
At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: "I am a country member!" and the other said: "Oh, I remember!"
Cake.
He just couldn't resistor.......
SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.
They are basically the same except you do an Australian kiss down under.
It's like a French kiss, but down under.
I'm funny that way.
Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)
