A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*
Babe, it's a valve!
It must have fallen through a crack.
Punjabi-ng.
A knock-knocktopus.
A trajeudi.
A crepe.
Three. One to post it, and two to repost it.
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
It's like a French kiss, but down under.
Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...
He left lip prints on the mirror!
Cherpies.
I'm funny that way.