A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*
They tell you.
Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.
Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part
They are the wurst.
Baguette and tag it.
Oh, gosh!
Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...
Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.
They bee hive
Gold
They have the gift of tongues...
SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.
It's like a French kiss, but down under.
They are basically the same except you do an Australian kiss down under.
By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)
Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.