He left lip prints on the mirror!
Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk
Because their wives are driving.
Because he wanted to be a-loone.
Me: Leave it long enough for him to wrap around his fist twice.
A camera that takes pictures of itself.
Oh questions about the job No I'm good.
With tulips.
He just couldn't resistor.......
Their ghoul-friend
Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.
Squash.
Shucks
