What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

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How many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?

No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.

What happens if you see twin witches?

You won't be able to tell witch witch is witch.

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Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?

A. So they can park in handicapped zones.

What do you want to be when you leave college?

Student: "Alive".

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Where will you see yourself in 15 years?

A Mirror

What did the bookshelf say when it looked in the mirror?

I can see my shelf

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How do thieves kiss?

They make out like bandits.

What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10?

The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror

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What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

What do ghosts call their true love?

Their ghoul-friend

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How does a monster begin a fairy tale?

Once upon a slime...

How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.