What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

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What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt?

O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.

What happened to Kim Jong?

He was ill.

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Why did you leave your previous job?

ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.

What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

What does a dog see in the mirror?

A chair

Where will you see yourself in 15 years?

A Mirror

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Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

Why are Pentacostals so good at kissing?

They have the gift of tongues...

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What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

What do ghosts call their true love?

Their ghoul-friend

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Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car?

Because he was a car-case.

What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster?

Sir.