What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

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What happened to r/showerthoughts?

They went down the drain.

What happened out there?

I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either

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What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

What did the pulse say to the legume as he left?

Lentil next time.

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What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10?

The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror

Where do you see yourself in 10 years?

In a mirror.

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What's it called when a vampire kisses you goodnight?

Necking.

What disease do you get from kissing birds?

Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. They say it's untweetable.

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What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

What's a pirate's favourite Roman numeral?

You might think it's II, but his true love be the C.

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What can a monster do that you can't do?

Count up to 25 on his fingers.

How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

On a piece rate.