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What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

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What happens if an Asian gets stung by a bee?

Their GPA drops

What happens if you violate Reddit's content policy?

Removed

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Why were the ancient Greeks considered so brave on the battlefield?

They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.

What drink did the Karate Master order?

Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)

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What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10?

The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror

What type of cheese can you see in a mirror?

Halloumi! (Hello me)

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How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

What do you get when you kiss a canary?

Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.

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What do ghosts call their true love?

Their ghoul-friend

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

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What do monsters play when they are in the bus?

Squash.

Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party?

He heard they were having upside-down cake!