What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

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What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

You get salmonella

What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

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How many performance artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, I left early.

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

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Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror?

To see how she looks like when sleeping.

What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?

Haloumi!

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What do you get when you kiss a bird?

Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable!

Why are Pentacostals so good at kissing?

They have the gift of tongues...

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What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

What do ghosts call their true love?

Their ghoul-friend

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How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

What's big heavy furry dangerous and has sixteen wheels?

A monster on roller-skates.