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How do warty witches keep their hair out of place?

With scare spray.

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Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone?

I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone

What do you call a Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

Scare Spray Jokes More Scare Spray Jokes

How do warty witches keep their hair out of place?

With scare spray.

What do witches put on their hair?

Scare spray!