How do warty witches keep their hair out of place?

With scare spray.

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What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

You Blink Your Eyes.

What stops your hair from falling?

The floor

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What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

What did the fisherman say to the fisherwoman?

Your place or mine

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What did the witch put in her hair?

Scare spray.

What do witches put on their hair?

Scare spray!