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How do warty witches keep their hair out of place?

With scare spray.

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Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?

It matches their mustaches.

Why do blondes wear their hair up?

To catch everything that goes over their heads.

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How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.

What did Mohammed Atta say to Larry Silverstein after the long flight?

Yo can I crash at your place?

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What do witches put on their hair?

Scare spray!

How do warty witches keep their hair out of place?

With scare spray.