How do warty witches keep their hair out of place?

With scare spray.

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Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet?

When your bald!

Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why a conch shell, and why there of all places?

So that when you put your ear against it, you can smell the ocean.

What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

An inj-oink-tion.

Scare Spray Jokes More Scare Spray Jokes

What do witches put on their hair?

Scare spray!

How do warty witches keep their hair out of place?

With scare spray.