How do warty witches keep their hair out of place?

With scare spray.

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What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother

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How do you know if an Asian is depressed?

All around them are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces.

Who hits the ground first?

Better question would be: Why were they in the tree in the first place?

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What did the witch put in her hair?

Scare spray.

How do warty witches keep their hair out of place?

With scare spray.