What did the witch put in her hair?

Scare spray.

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What does puritan Mario do with witches?

BurnEm....BurnEmBurnEmBurnEm.

Why did the witch have to move out of her gingerbread house?

The property taxes were gastronomical.

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Why did Moses part his hair?

To make a path for the Israelice.

When Do You Hurt a Midget?

When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!

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What did the witch put in her hair?

Scare spray.

How do warty witches keep their hair out of place?

With scare spray.