Which place has the strongest gravity in the whole universe?

Bed

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What's the longest you've stayed in bed?

I usually sleep ON the bed. #DadJoke

Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

Where did AT&T get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places

Universe Jokes More Universe Jokes

Why is the universe expanding?

It needs more space.

Why does the universe expand?

All the Milky Ways. You get it.