Which place has the strongest gravity in the whole universe?

Bed

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What should you do if you find a snake in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe.

How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you?

He has a big E on his pajamas.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why did the girl reject the landfill owner?

His place is a dump

Where did AT&T get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places

Universe Jokes More Universe Jokes

Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

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