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Which place has the strongest gravity in the whole universe?

Bed

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What's the best thing about 21 year olds in bed?

There's 21 of them

What's Jay-Z's favorite store?

Bed, bath and Beyond-ce.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why is it good that the Vietnamese man won first place?

It's a Nguyen-win situation.

How do ghosts fly from one place to another?

By scareplane.

Universe Jokes More Universe Jokes

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.

What's the most obvious slang word in the Star Wars universe?

Yo, duh.