Which place has the strongest gravity in the whole universe?

Bed

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Who stole the sheets from the bed?

Bed buglars.

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

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What do Steve Harvey and a dentist have in common?

They're both experts at placing temporary crowns.

What did one the left headphone say to the right headphone as they walked through a haunted house?

This place feels earie.

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What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service.

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.