Which place has the strongest gravity in the whole universe?

Bed

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What did Josh say when asked if his sister was good in bed?

I Duggar.

What's the difference between my bed and my imagination?

You aren't naked in my bed.

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Why did the girl reject the landfill owner?

His place is a dump

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.

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What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service.

What's the most obvious slang word in the Star Wars universe?

Yo, duh.