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Which place has the strongest gravity in the whole universe?

Bed

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

What do you call a police officer that doesn't get out of bed?

An under cover cop.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why did the model pee herself?

She was all dressed up with no place to go!

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

Universe Jokes More Universe Jokes

What's the smallest thing in the universe?

A pebble caught between the wrinkle of a flea's ball.

Which place has the strongest gravity in the whole universe?

Bed