Which place has the strongest gravity in the whole universe?

Bed

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed?

Because he is lying.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards?

You see a woman learn her place.

Universe Jokes More Universe Jokes

Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.