Who stole the sheets from the bed?

Bed buglars.

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How are you able to stay in bed all morning without getting up to pee?

He replied......It's hard

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

A horse!

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Why didn't the man report his stolen credit card?

The thief was spending less then his wife.

Why did the spy steal the laptop?

It had a sticker that said 'intel inside'.

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How did the ghost patch his sheet?

With a pumpkin patch.

Why did the kleptomaniac spend so much time in Bed Bath and Beyond?

He was taking a sheet.