Who stole the sheets from the bed?

Bed buglars.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What does Green Day say before bed?

Green night

Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

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Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

What does IKEA furniture do when it's stolen?

Activates its shelf destruct sequence.

Sheet Jokes More Sheet Jokes

What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

Who stole the sheets from the bed?

Bed buglars.