Who stole the sheets from the bed?

Bed buglars.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why do you say that?

Because she always puts me to bed when I'm wide awake and gets me up when I'm sleepy!

What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

Why do you never play uno with a mexican?

Because they will steal all the green cards.

Sheet Jokes More Sheet Jokes

What do you get when you goose a ghost?

A handful of sheet.

Why did the Italian get thrown out of the hotel?

He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".