Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet

What should you do if you find a snake in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe.

Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

How do mathematicians solve constipation?

They just work it out with a pencil!

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

When do cows go to sleep?

Pasture bedtime.

What do you call a sleeping police officer?

An undercover cop.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?

He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt.

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!

Draw Jokes More Draw Jokes

How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long?

AHEM!

How many plates do you need to draw a picture?

Tenplates

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

What do you call a truthful piece of paper?

Fax.

What do you call a cardboard belt?

A waist of paper.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What did the boy pee say to the girl pee?

Urine angel.

What do you call a boy named Lee that no one talks to?

Lonely

Curtain Jokes More Curtain Jokes

Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

What do you call two guys on a pair of curtains?

Kurt n Rod.