Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What did the Hungarian man say before he went to bed?

I'm going to bed." Except he said it in Hungarian.

Why did the hipster go to bed early?

Because he sleeps before it gets cool.

Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

Why don't pencils and graph paper get along?

Because they're made out of graphite

What does a mathematics professor do when he is constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why did the Square divorce the Circle?

It was sleeping around.

How many women have u slept with?

Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

How can you tell a lawyer is lying?

Other lawyers look interested.

Draw Jokes More Draw Jokes

How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long?

AHEM!

What do you call someone who draws funny pictures of motor vehicles?

A car-toonist!

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

What paper product speaks really quickly?

Wrapping paper.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

BYE-SON!

Curtain Jokes More Curtain Jokes

Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

To draw the curtains!

What do you call two guys on a pair of curtains?

Kurt n Rod.