What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe!

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How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you?

He has a big E on his pajamas.

What's long and hard every time you wake up?

Getting out of bed. You never feel like it making hard to get up and you usually take a long time to.

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What would you find on a German fire truck?

Ladder-hosen

What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

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Why keyboards... Why keyboards don't sleep?

Because they have two shifts!

Why did the bear run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

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What song to snakes like to sing?

Viva Aspana!

Why are snakes so difficult to pick up in Japan?

Because in Japan, snakes are hebi.

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Why is there lipstick on your collar?

She yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."

What should you do if you find a snake in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe.