What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe!

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why does a montonegran man keep a chair next to his bed?

So he can have a rest after he gets tired from waking up.

Why is Gandalf so good in bed?

Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

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How do you find white shirts on the Internet?

Use a starch engine.

What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moonmission?

He Apollo-gized.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on?

Cot-on-wool.

Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?

Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?

Windshield vipers.

How do you measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.

Wardrobe Jokes More Wardrobe Jokes

What does C.S. Lewis keep at the back of his wardrobe?

Narnia business!

What's in the wardrobe?

Narnia business.