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What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe!

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Why do I always seem to start my day backwards?

I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake

Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep

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How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

You look for the fresh prints!

What do pirates say when they find buried treasure?

Thanks for the gold!

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What should you do if you find a snake in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe.

Who slept with my wife?

And in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."

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What do you get if you cross a snake with a hotdog?

A fangfurther.

What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

Wardrobe Jokes More Wardrobe Jokes

What did Aslan tell Lucy about the Witch and the Wardrobe?

It's Narnia business.

What does C.S. Lewis keep at the back of his wardrobe?

Narnia business!