What should you do if you find a snake in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe.

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How can you tell if a blonde works in an office?

A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses' faces.

What should you do if you find a snake in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe.

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Where does a sad chemist find employment?

At an apathycary!

How do you find an alive baby in a pile of dead babies?

With a pitchfork!

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Who's Bill Cosby's favourite Disney princess?

Sleeping Beauty

What's the best part about sleeping with twenty five year olds?

There's twenty of them.

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What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese?

Thanks I'll just have a sliver!

What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

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What's in the wardrobe?

Narnia business.

What did Aslan tell Lucy about the Witch and the Wardrobe?

It's Narnia business.