What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe!

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Why are you sleeping at your desk?

Me: Because my bed is at home.

Who's there! Bed! Bed who?

Bed you can't guess who I am!

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Why shouldn't you tell a philosophy major a joke?

They don't find them Hume-erous.

What is the name of the flower you find between your nose and your chin?

Tulips.

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Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep

Where does King Kong sleep?

Anywhere he wants to.

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What do you call a snake that's 3.14 metres long?

A thon

What do snakes take for their sniffles?

Antihissssstamines!

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What does C.S. Lewis keep at the back of his wardrobe?

Narnia business!

What did Aslan tell Lucy about the Witch and the Wardrobe?

It's Narnia business.