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What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe!

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What do you call it when a Dinosaur can't perform in bed?

A reptile dysfunction. Thank high me for that one.

What is the definition of a Wife?

An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.

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What's the only thing worse than a bagpiper?

Good question. We're still trying to find out too.

Why did Tigger look down the toilet?

To find Pooh!

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

Whats the last thing you want to hear before you go to sleep?

Zippity Bop, Puddin' pop!

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What did the snake say when another asked him the time?

Don't asp me!

What do snakes take for their sniffles?

Antihissssstamines!

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What should you do if you find a snake in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe.

What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe!