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What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe!

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

Oh sheeeeeettttt!

What did the bed say to the sleepy man?

I want you inside me

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How did Djengis Khan found Mongolia?

One steppe at a time.

What do you find in an empty nose?

Fingerprints.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What's the difference between light and hard?

You can sleep with a light on.

Why did Fonzie stop sleeping around?

He got AIIIIIDS.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What did the snake say when another asked him the time?

Don't asp me!

What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

Wardrobe Jokes More Wardrobe Jokes

What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe!

What did Aslan tell Lucy about the Witch and the Wardrobe?

It's Narnia business.