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What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe!

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What is it called when 5 girls get into bed with one guy?

A "no one will ever believe me".

How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you?

He has a big E on his pajamas.

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How are a hobo and a balloon alike?

Both are without visible means of support. (My son found that in a children's joke book)

What kind of a fish do you always find on a beach?

A dead one...

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Why do men get erections while they sleep?

So they don't accidentally roll out of bed.

What is it called when you sleep talk about your subconscious feelings?

A Freudian Sleep.

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What should you do if you find a snake in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe.

What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?

One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.

Wardrobe Jokes More Wardrobe Jokes

What does C.S. Lewis keep at the back of his wardrobe?

Narnia business!

What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe!